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Emy wrote:
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To protect kiwi chicks, control stoats for most of the year

Now i'm wondering what <s>WI</s> The Emperor does that's such a threat to female New Zealanders...

Kiwi chicks?


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You don't want to know.

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Emy does. There's even a sign about it. If I remember it correctly, it reads "BEWARE THE EMY. She wants to know what you know."


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Well she can pry it from my cold dead brain!


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Vass wrote:
Emy wrote:
Kashi's link wrote:
To protect kiwi chicks, control stoats for most of the year

Now i'm wondering what <s>WI</s> The Emperor does that's such a threat to female New Zealanders...

Kiwi chicks?


Kiwi chicks.


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-- A Shrine to the Corrupt and Despotic Yet Fashionably-Mustachioed Reign of the Former Stoat-Emperor --


The many faces of Idiotus III:

Image . Image . Image . Image . Image(Original non-'stached pic by Michael Poe)



The state of Stoatopia under the Emperor's rule:

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Long Live the Empi- er, Egalitarian Democracy of Stoatopia! <.< >.> Bah! Stupid giraffe... Return to us someday, oh Emperor!

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WI, one day your rise to power may happen again.


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Nuut if ai haave sumthing too saay abuut it.

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Fuck you, Urlik.

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We bring the Glorious Revolution!


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I will rebel against this... oppresive peace of Fucktardia.

Long live the Stoats! Viva la Stoat revolución!

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I will rebel against this... oppresive peace of Fucktardia.

Long live the Stoats! Viva la Stoat revolución!

-Kitty


I sense unhappiness within you...

Let your anger consume you.... JOIN ME BROTHER!!

Stoat Tse-Dong.

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Nuut if ai haave sumthing too saay abuut it.

Ve ken gif oss guud oss ve ghet!!

Yoor downpression vill nut lost ferhivver!

Yoo haf von die loost refolushin, boot yoo'l haf to faght agin. If yoo waant tu vin die refolushin, yoo haf tu vin eet vith Rasta. Vhen yoor Rasta an yoo vin, dere's no mor var. And ve's de Rasta, mon.
(soooo soooooo many apologies to the Marley-mon.)

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"To be near the goal while the moose is still far from it, to wait at ease while the moose is toiling and struggling, to be well-fed while the moose is famished:--this is the art of husbanding one's stoats."

-Stoat Tzu

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TMT's secondary account wrote:
"To be near the goal while the moose is still far from it, to wait at ease while the moose is toiling and struggling, to be well-fed while the moose is famished:--this is the art of husbanding one's stoats."

-Stoat Tzu

Haam, Ai laik yoor theenking. Thees pheelosaphy intreegs mee. Wuuld yau laik tuu joain mee aas uunderling too yoar Stoot Keeng?

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