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 Post subject: A record of the crimes and abuses of the former Stoat-Emperor! (Complete with Xtra-Confuzzling First Post!)
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 1:56 pm 
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Simple enough- I need a way to test my new almighty mod-powers. Any posts made in this thread are fair game for stoat-abuse and/or horrible mangling.

Also, I like touching myself to naked pictures of Yoko Ono YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT and all the other mods must be sexed TO DEATH in the cleansing fires of stoat-passion FUELLED BY MY VERY LIFE'S SEMEN, after which I shall be resurrected using arcane means by a secret stoat-cabal, becoming no mere stoat-leader, but a stoat-sex muffin/dictator! BWAx3(HA)!

AND WHEN I SAY FUELLED, I MEAN THAT GLORIOUS FEELING WHEN MY ASS IS FULL TO THE BRINK WITH GLORIOUS STOAT-LIKE MAN MEAT! MAN MEAT FOR THE REVOLUTION!!!!!

Oh wait, I think the other mods' mothers all came a little when I said that, much like they did last night (OHSNAP!). Silly me. I suppose the bit about the Man-Meatâ„¢ ("It eats like a meal!"â„¢) was a touch too snack-tastic for them. I must prepare to sexually kill the other mods with my gigantic stoat-wang, because as I have noted they must burn (for the good of the stoat-people) in the righteous flames of GLORIOUS STOAT-REVOLUTION before the day is out, and so forth.


But I still touch myself to pictures of Yoko Ono. Not the Beatles one, the porn-star-hobo who took that name. OMGsohot!!11
I think. Underneath all the grime.

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OOh OOh, ignore me! I desire to be ignored like the pathetic attention-whore I am! :D

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I approve of this "moose". He is almost worthy of being a stoat. You may go unmolested in this post. Yes, I know you're dissapointed.


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Pah! Bob and his Stark Fist of Removal are no match for my stoat-armies. The X-ists, Bob and that tentacle-rape monster in the picture shall fall, like all the others. I have little to fear from a group that is not even able to spell "retrieval" properly in their own propaganda posters.


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I'm Thinman! I can post images in what is clearly intended to be a text thread! THE AMOUNT OF MY CLEVERNESS IS TOO GREAT TO BE CONTAINED WITHIN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE, AND SQUEEZES OUT INTO VARIOUS OTHER DIMENSIONS, SO VAST IT IS.


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This post has not been raped yet. Unlike that dog in the picture.


YOU HAVE BEEN <strike>ABBY</strike> EMPEROR STOAT-OWNED!!!


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PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:29 pm 
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Because all's fair in love and war. And by love, I mean mansex. Hot, sweaty WI mansex. Why, I think I'll go get some right now. *Sexes Wandering Idiot in the butt. You know, with that whole sweaty buttsex sorta way*.

-Kitty

P.S. By "war" I also mean mansex, but that's just 'cause that WI kid just won't let me think about anything else.

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I like crocheting.

As well as the fine art of potpourri.

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Mess with this, and one might lose favor.


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I like my cocks thick, black, and less than 12 years old.

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Hate wrote:
I like my cocks thick, black, and less than 12 years old.


Yes, sir, we knew that.


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Nice one.

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Here's the question: Was that post of his really edited. I get a PM any time a mod or admin edits a post anywhere on the board. Time to dig through my inbox.


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Apparantly hate likes his cocks older than 12, as that was the only thing modified in his post.

I love being able to see all of it all.


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I like to touch Krylex. On the stoat-breasts.

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madadric wrote:
I like to touch Krylex. On the stoat-breasts.


I know you do, Mad.


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"<strike>Arrakis</strike> Stoatopia, <strike>Dune</strike> Stoatland, <strike>Desert planet</strike> Empire of Stoats. Your time has come. A storm is coming, our storm, and when it arrives it will shake the universe. Emperor, we come for you!"

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 3:53 am 
My contribution to the revolution.

But remember, "Stoat re-invasion is essentially constant and rapid making effective long term control ongoing."


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To protect kiwi chicks, control stoats for most of the year

Now i'm wondering what <s>WI</s> The Emperor does that's such a threat to female New Zealanders...

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You don't want to know.

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