And here is a translation from Spoolsian into English. <3 Spools.
Liked the pic, by the way...
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Campaign promises delivered, sign here and that'll be $28.50, yes, and it's becayse the breadsticks are sold seperately and so arn't on sale either, sorry, and no, I'm not drunk although i really wish that I as right now, because then everyone would fthe stoat love
I feel the incredible urge to rant about a multitude of varying topics in the one sentence.
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geeze I though thwere wasn't a character limit on those titles, kyhm, fix it so I can put in novellaas as titles and while you're at it get up and moving with the kyhmcomic service thin I heard you thought might one day be a good idea, keenspace is being stupid and spiteful about stupid stuff
Whyforart there character limits on thread titles? You need to remove that limit, Mr Kyhm. Furthermore, how is the creation of that kyhmcomic service going? It would be really handy right now as I have decided that keenspace sucks.
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and don't forget to fix whatever the hell is certain to be amiss with this here post as I have come to expect all thing kyhm excpet the man himslef to be hateful and rude.
Any errors within this post are attributable to the services that kyhm provides, because it's like they are jealous of the love that kyhm bears for me and must take out their hatred upon me.
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God it's late and I'm cold and lonely, kids are so dumb these days: we need more farms and whippings.
I fear ever posting drunk, considering how this late night post is turning out. I need a warm bed and a hot body to acompany me. I'm not accepting offers from around here, though. You people are creepy and need the pervert whipped out of you.
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and why am I included amidst a myriad secondary joke accounts?
Is that some subtle joke that I'm included as mod of these fine forums along with the current bunch of jokers?
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Not that I am infinitely thankful that I am now a mod, but whatever in my posts bear resmeblaence to those made by joke accounts to have me be listed alongside...
Not that I have anything against them, but seriously, is it because my posts seem to be just as insane as the way most people use their secondary accounts?
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Oh. right.
STOAT UNDIES, ANYWAY, DEAR FRIENDS.
So, anyway...
BLARGLE PARP PARP NTOOT!