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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:28 pm 
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<a href="http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0400lambeth/tm_objectid=16217629&method=full&siteid=50100&headline=squirrels-on-crack-name_page.html">Crack Squirrels</a>

<i>"The squirrels have attacked park visitors in their frenzied search for their next fix."</i>

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Crack gives you the munchies, right? That must be why a frantic squirrel trapped itself in the bakery store right before closing last week. Had to play squirrel broom hockey to get it out. You could tell it was jonesing. Had that twitchy look.


Funny they should report that squirrels purposefully search through gardens now, at the beginning of Autumn.

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oofi made the news :o


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The article wrote:
"It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging..."

Explain to me exactly how you can tell if a squirrel's eyes are bloodshot or not. Unless you picked it up and looked at it with a magnifying glass, I would think you probably couldn't tell the difference.


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Wark wrote:
The article wrote:
"It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging..."

Explain to me exactly how you can tell if a squirrel's eyes are bloodshot or not. Unless you picked it up and looked at it with a magnifying glass, I would think you probably couldn't tell the difference.

Therefore, if you want it to be, it is!

And besides, everyone knows that normal squirrels don't go frantically digging through gardens. Must be the crack. :roll:

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