::A gust of wind blows up in the middle of the battlefield, and many of the fighters are blown off their feet. The wind picks up, and dust blows up off the ground, obscuring the hulking figure who lightly touches down, kneeling. The wind cuts off suddenly, and the figure stands. The dust clears, and the capitalists cheer and begin to fight with renewed vigor. Slowly, another hulk punches, kicks, and bodyslams his way through the communists to stand next to Reagan. Cheney holds his hand out::
Cheney: Good to see you back, sir. I'm sure Dubya would like to say hello, but he's a little busy *ahem* saying hello to the man who started all this, so allow me to say on his behalf: Welcome to the fight, Mr. President.
Reagan: Glad to be back. It appears my work was not completed, then, and the Communist threat still hangs over our heads. So, since this is mostly hand-to-hand, I'm assuming the SDI was implemented?
Cheney: *cough* About that, sir . . .
::About this time, the Reds also begin to fight with more power, and begin to sing old Revolution songs. The light shining in the sky grows brighter, and finally resolves into a man, wrapped in tattered gauze. As he gets closer, we see his face. The goatee is unmistakable. The Communist leader(Lenin) touches down on the opposite side of the battle, and the two lock gazes. Reagan looks up, and his eyes narrow.::
R: Lenin. So it comes down to this. The two greatest heroes of capitalism and communism, in one final battle. ::Shouts to Lenin:: I know you can hear me, Lenin! It's time we settled this once and for all, the way it should've been done long ago!
Lenin: Da, Mr. President. Let us finish what we were brought back to do.
::The two titans of government wade through the battle, knocking their enemies left and right and sometimes into the air, till finally they stand facing each other. They pause, and both take one long look around themselves. Then, they focus on each other, and they attack::
Random Commie and Random MIB: Oh my God . . . !
::For one horrific second, all battle stops, and the soldiers all stare at the huge buildup of electricity in the middle of the battlefield. Within, two figures can just barely be made out, grappling with each other. One suddenly lets go, ducks, and swings upwards in one huge stroke, and the other is sent flying. The shockwave knocks almost everyone to their knees. Reagan gets up, and wipes a thin trickle of blood off his cheek::
R: Not bad, Lenin. Now it's my turn!
::He charges, and the rockets on his back kick in suddenly, propelling him into Lenin and onward through the fighting, until he slams Lenin into a wall::
L: You . . . capitalists . . . always were too forward for my liking . . . Always did want to rush into situations.
R: Well, I always did trust my intuition. If I hadn't, would we be here now?
L: Nyet!
::Lenin pulses, and Reagan is flung backwards. Lenin puts his foot down and steps out of the wall::
L: And I thank you, Reagan, for this is becoming enjoyable. Das vedanya, my enemy.
::Lenin puts his hands together and prepares to slam his arms down on Reagan::
R: Not so fast!
::Reagan punches in a few buttons on his arm::
L: What . . . ?!
::A FWOOSH is heard, and the sky begins to glow a dull red::
Random MIB: But it's not morning . . .
::Lenin looks up, and his eyes widen::
L: Fellow comrades, find cover, quickly! The capitalists have an orbital laser satellite aimed at us!!
::Reagan grins, and stands up, looking straight up at the laser blast, bearing down on him::
R: Lucky for me I made sure part of the SDI was secretly completed before going into coldsleep. ::Turns to look at all the MIBs::
Find some cover, men. This'll be big.
EDIT/OOC: Sorry for going so long, but my muse decided it wanted to write something, and I let it. I suppose it was a little stupid, but I apologize.
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