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 Post subject: Squirrels kill dog
PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:30 am 
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In Soviet Russia, dogs don't eat squirrels. The squirrels eat dogs!


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This is only more proof that squirrels are little devil rats and need to be burned.


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Gerbera345 wrote:
This is only more proof that squirrels are little devil rats and need to be burned.


No. It is only more proof that my generations of breeding programs to make an army of killer attack squirrels was not in vain.


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krylex wrote:
Gerbera345 wrote:
This is only more proof that squirrels are little devil rats and need to be burned.


No. It is only more proof that my generations of breeding programs to make an army of killer attack squirrels was not in vain.



Ahaha, and I suppose the flying squirrels are your air patrol.
I peg the red squirrel as being your mascot, for some reason...


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I knew a kid in Jr. High who claimed to be the lord and master of all squirrels.

... yeah. He was pretty weird.


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