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Would you prefer I took my perversions out on you, love?

Just say the word, and I'm off . . .

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Mmmmmm... Of course... *Yanks Kit out of the thread, kissing him passionately. Odd noises and much rustling ensues*

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Disclaimer: Before we begin, I'd like to say that this initiation was not exactly what I had in mind. I won't get into the details before I have talked to the right people so... Let's just say Kenta's mom wasn't my first choice. Oh, and of course, this post tells you exactly zilch of Bishou's sexual and romantic interests. Why the heck do you think I KNOW anything about that anyway?


Rand is still sitting in the same 'Houston' room when he hears Vendo's request.

"Oh... well... thanks... As chance would have it, I DID have an idea for an initiation I was playing with. I'll try to see if I can make it work. You DO know the amount of cruelty in an initiation does not have anything to do with the amount of newbieness in the initiatee so there's no guarantees how bad it's gonna be..."

"With that said"

Rand pushes on a couple of buttons. A ray strikes Vendor and the gun sunddely starts to glow blue.

"I think some explanation is in order. This is the Soul-gun, wich name is probably used somewhere else anyway. I can use it to take the soul and mind out of one body, and put it in another."

At that moment the doorbell goes. Rand goes to the back of the control room, where there is a oddly homely looking door, complete with welcome mat and coatrack. Outside stand Kenta's mother from sexylosers and BiShouNenKaMi.

"Hey guys, come in, come in."

"Hey, you wnated our help for an initiation" BK said.

"Yep, you two are just the people I need. Make yourself at home. Cup of coffee."

"Nah, let's get down to business eh?" Bishou cracked his knuckles

"That's the spirit. Well, all I need you to do is sit in that closed room there, full of sextoys and weaponry"

Kenta's mum smiled. "oooh, this sounds promising"

"oh, there will be some sleeping gas. Don't worry, it's a weak dose, and you'll wake up in no time. You may have just a bit of memory loss, so you won't know where you are and who the person next to you is."

"right, right."

The people go in the room, sitting in the chair comfy. When the sleeping gas hits them their head slowly sags back.

"Okay, and now to be quick."

Rand pushes the first button. The loading machines comes again, carrying a buckets instant Kenta'sgirlfriendichuan. Rumiko Takahashi's gift to plot devide needy people everywhere. as the buckets go toward the Bishou's sleeping form, Rand aims the soulgun at him. When the water hits and his body changes change he pulls the trigger.

There is a short moment of confusion.

Possessed BK (looking down): Who... wha... I've got a central nervous system... I'm a human.

Kenta's mom: Huh... what... oooh, you here my dear. Let's continue our last conversation.

Kenta's mom advances on a spluttering BishouJoMeGumi/Vendor

BM/V: Hey now... wait... don't...

With a jump KM has the possessed girl on the floor and a few ripping of clothes later, both of them naked. Stradled on her belly, mouth broadened in a wicked grin, KM teases the nipples.

BM/V: Hey, now stop that... I'm not...

KM: Yep, you're right, let's go straight... heheh... to the point.

With those words KM lowers her head towards the to him mysterious girl's pussy, and starts to flick her clit with abbandon, one hand keeping her thighs open, the other one fondling her own vagina. Somehow she manages to both giggle in exstatic glee and eat out the squirming girl at the same time. The other party sat up however, and with great effort, managed to get KM's mouth away from her cunt.

BM/V: look, this isn't...

Rand then pushed the trigger of the soul gun, aimed a little and shot again.

BM: Huh... Where the hell am I...

KM/V: I huh what... hey, I'm...

BM: YOU FUCKING BITCH! I don't know WHAT kind of stuff you pulled but you are SO dead!

KM/V: This isn't what it looks like...OUCH...

Bishou brings her knee up against the possessed other girl's chin. As she reals back Bisho is now the one to pound the other and straddle on him, bitchslapping the helpless girl trying to give explanations. After a while she finally manages to catch the furious Bishou's hands and turn her over.

"Now listen...!"

*ZAP* *ZAP*

After a few seconds of blinking, KM looks happily down at the girl she has pinned under her.

KM: Ah, I knew you'd come around.

BK/V: Now look I... ah... stop that...

KM sees a vibrator laying around. Grabbing it with her one hand she quicly turns around, pinning the helpless girl's arms with her own legs.

"Now if I can make you come, I hope you're gonna give me the same treatement or I'll be verrrrrry saaaad"

"Look, there's something you should knOOOOOOW!"

Licking all over her thighs, KM, slowly pushes the vibrator inside, relishing in the squishy sounds it makes. BM/V is struggling to get away in vain.

"Don't go away, this just started"

BM/V looked around for an exit, but only saw KM's smooth but above her. Closing her eyes she brings up his face and bites down.

"AUCH..." KM jumped up, giving Vendor just enough time to get herself out. The two women circled eachother

"Oooh, so you like it rough eh?"

"Look, It's like this..."

*ZAPZAP*

BM looked slowly down to her sexual organ, and the wet vibrator in KM/V hand.

"Now, wait, please... let me explain...." The possessed KM put the dildo down as the not possessed BM grabbed a Spatula from nearby.

"You. are. dead."

"it's AUCH.... Not OW.... what it... AI.... looks like"

"HENTAI"

"Look, if you'll just give me some time to explain"

"Let go of my spatula so I can clobber you!"

*ZAP*ZAP*

"ooh... this is handy."

"Hey... what are you.... AAAH, that spatula... isn't... supposed to... be used that way."

*ZAP**ZAP*

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SPATULA?"

"Ah, not the face, not the face!"

*ZAP*ZAP*

"Where did you get those handcoughs, the strap on and that whip?"

"That's not a important as what I'm gonna do with it"

*ZAP* ZAP*

"LOOK, I've got the key here, so you can drop the chainsaw now!"

"WHO CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING HANDCUFFS?"

*ZAP* *ZAP*

"A Harry Potter broomstick, why is that among all those.... AAAAAH... what the hell?"

*ZAP* ZAP*

"Ah, if you would *ZAP* just stop *ZAP shooting that *ZAP* laser and *ZAP* listen for 5 *ZAP* seconds

*ZAP* *ZAP*

*ZAP* *ZAP*

Rand: hmmmm, well. I guess that's plenty of fun for one initiation. I'll just return Vendo to his own body now" *ZAP* "Hey, can someone give the guy a beer? Now to toss the hot water over BiShouNenKaMi,*SPLASH* and then using the MIB memory wiper in a pil on him before he wakes up. *checks the pill box* Euhm... empty? who...?

*Sees Wyldcard in a corner with a happy, drugged grin asking about the Big Breast Small Waist (Hentai BESM knock-off)*

Rand: oh... okay, let's not panic."

BiShouNenKaMi: *yawn... I just had this really...crazy...dream?

Rand: I'll just jump out of the window and run away screaming in a rational, calm and collected fashion. That's the ticket.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Rand Al'Tor on 2002-09-14 14:44 ]</font>


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2002 1:00 pm 
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*mad reads the initiation*

....
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AAAAAHAHAHAHA!
AAAAAHAHAHAHA!
AAAAAHAHAHAHA!
oh man, that's a cracka me up-a!

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Another clasic, I can go back to lurking in peace now, with only a few emotional scars.


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Wow. I think he might have more emotional scars.
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