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Um....

Did any of you happen to stumble upon the Big Breast Small Waist (Hentai BESM knock-off) that was kicking about on the web?

I'm trying to find it again, but damn....

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okay, give me some time. I'm calling this one. As a teaser, it'll be inspired by my ongoing lemon, Ranma and Ghastly.

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All yours, have fun.

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Quite....

*sets up recliner also, looking over at SHO's crate 'o b33r*

Mind if I take one?

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Mr Ix. strolls on up for the show, stolen hotel mini-bar in tow.
"Take what ya need, then take some more."
He grabs a few mini-vodka's to start the night off right.

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Rand is sitting in a room that reminds of the things they keep track of Space shuttles with. On the big screen Wyldcard can be seen, smiling patiently.

Smiling as well, Rand takes a microphone. "Now Wyldcard. I'm afraid it's considered bad form to make your own thread while still a newbie, and grossly in the wrong forum to boot I'm afraid that as your initiation, you'll have to help me in doing a little sidework on my Yuffie/Selphie/Rikku lemon"

As Rand pushes a button a claw grabs the hapless NooB. More buttons pushed let two rabbits be lowered near them.

"Now I'll explain how this goes. You will be lowered in a setting. There I will control your body totally, including any words you say. What you are actually saying we WILL be able to hear. I'm afraid the real Yuffie and Selphie couldn't make it, so we're just using these bottles of instant Yuffieichuan, Selphieichuan and Rikkuichuan."

On another screen, three bottles were loaded in a general loading machine. Two of them had a G on it, a rabbit and Selphie and Yuffie, the third one RT, Wyldcard and Rikku. The contents was dumped on the Newbie and the two rabbits and instantly there were three fully dressed pieces of jailbait hanging from the hook. That hook then swiveled to the right dropping Rikku/Wyldcard in a generic looking room

"It begins"

Rikku was sitting in her room. She really missed Yuna. Just thinking of her now made her wet already.

"Oh Yuna...why did you have to pick Tidus instead of me" Initiated, me? Ah well, I guess there have been worse initiations.

"Oh I am too horny. I'll just have to finger myself." well he certainly goes right for the interesting parts I guess

Rikku then tookd off her red clothes and massaged her huge tits and groaned groan. Since when does Rikku have huge tits

Then, suddenly, two portals opened up and Selphie and Yuffie fell down in her room.

Selphie jumped up "Hey... what is going on" wanna fuck, wanna fuck

Yuffie looked at Rikku and smiled wickedly "Well I can see that." wanna fuck wanna fuck

Rikku tried to cover herself. "Hey, what are you doing here" ah well, I guess I should be glad this'll be over quick. And i might as well try to enjoy it

"We should be asking that, you naughty girl" wanna fuck, wa.... ah for fuck's sake, they're rabbits. YOU figure out what they're trying to say reallly

"Seems like you're having a lot of fun all by yourself. Can't you share?"

Rikku pouted "There's only one I want to share with, but she isn't here" yeah yeah, blabla get to the point. Lesbian sex

Yuffie smiled "Oh yeah, we'll show you some fun then till she gets here"

"Yeah, you'll forget all about her with us" Selphie smiled too and the two girls walked walked to her. and grabbed her by her arms and legs

"No stop it, you can't do this. Tidus, Auron. HELP" ah good. Straight to the action

Selphie silenced her cries by kissing her mouth hard. Rikku inmeidtaely stopped screaming and just sobbed once. "I... Yuna would never forgive me" hmmm... pretty nice.

Selphie grinned "She'll never know."

Yuffie "Now let's see what you were doing" Bending between her legs Yuffie licked Rikku's clit, while Selphie massaged her breasts.

"oooh.... no... don't.. it feels so good...Ah" hell yes it does. I could get used of this.

Selphie and Yuffie took off their top clothing, sitting in their underware. Yuffie sat down with her legs spread and beckoned her. "You do the same to me now and Selphie will take care of you"

Nodding Rikku crawled to Yuffie taking of her bra revealing her huge tits. "whow, they're even bigger then mine" woohoo, screw being IC. This is SO gonna rock

In the meantimes she heard Selphie taking off her clothes and massaging her ass. "Come on, take down the bottom and I'll make you feel real good" Selphie said.

"Okay" oh yeah

Consumed by desire Rikku ripped off Yuffie's panties and looked down in wonder.

"OH" !!!! AAAAH!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!

"You didn't expect that did you?"

"It's so BIG" Get me out, get me out, get me out get me out....

Then came Selphie's voice from behind "Mine's bigger"

Rikku spoke incredulous "That can't be" oh shit. She too? And she's behind me. Oh no fucking way... stay away... stay away...

With that Selphie thrust herself in Rikku's waiting cunt, moaning as she did it.

"Ooooh, you feel so big inside of me" AAAARGH.... for God's sake someone stop this... please

"Come on girl, I want some pleasure too" Yuffie said, pinching Rikku's rockhard tits.

"Okay Rikku said" NO. I AM in command of my body. My will is steel and I will not go an INCH closer to that. This is MY body and...

Rikku swallowed Yuffie's 10 inch dick all the way down her throat.

"Ah... hmmmm... so now whose cock is the biggest?"

"Hmmm...mmmm" somebody, please shoot me... anyone. I'll put you in my will. Doesn't even have to be a headshot. I don't mind bleeding to death for a while

Yuffie and Selphie kept pounding Rikku till Selphie exploded in her cunt. This drove Rikku over the edge and she opened her mouth screaming as she came.

"OH GOD...OH GOD" oh my god

Selphie collapsed on top of Rikku's prone form.

Yuffie scowled. "But I am not finished yet."

Selphie smiled. "You should use her cunt. It is so tight.

Rikku panted "Yes... Fuck me... fuck me please" hey, to all gods and demons outthere. How about this, if you kill me right now, you get my soul too, ABSOLUTELY free right now

"Okay then, but this time you go on top"

Yuffie laid herself on her back on the bed and Rikku climbed up her and impaled herself on her dick.

"Oooh, you go even deeper this way" Perhaps I already DID so, and am now in hell

Rikku slowly pistoned above Yuffie, wanting to enjoy this as long as possible.

"Oh Rikku, you drive me mad"

"so do you oh...oh...oh... This is SO good" Well at least it can't get any worse

"Say, watching you two go makes me horny again"

Rikku panted "I still have my ass" NONONONO... I meant to say, nothing can save me now.... I really did. I did NOT say that things couldn't get worse I did NOT say things couldn't get worse

Not needing more encouragement Selphie jumped on her and slowly pushed her dick between Rikku's ass cheeks. "I'm sorry if I hurt you. But it'll feel real good soon I promise"

"Yes... push deeper" AAAAH...from this day on I SWEAR I'm gonna NEUTER all rabbits in the world. That shall be my new quest

With a final scream Selphie pushed her way all the way in Rikku's ass. The three then began having sex like never seen before, with Selphie fondling Rikku's breasts from behind, while Yuffie kept kissing her till finally all the three of them came together.

Selphie rolled over on the bed, her dick leaving a line of semen from Rikku's crack. "That was great"

Yuffie let her head on the bed, breathing heavily. "Yeah... I'm pooped."

"What, are you finished already. But I want more" Rand Al'Tor, you are a marked man. You will go the same way as the bunnies I vow

"Well I guess we can suck eachother till we're ready again" Selphie said.

Yuffie nodded and eagerly climbed on Selphie in the 69 position and started sucking her dick.

"ooh, now I'm getting turned on... please don't be long" No, I was kidding. I wouldn't hurt you, like you, I worship you, just DON'T let them get hard again

"Hmmmm... I taste your honey together with Selphie's sperm. It's really good."

"Hmmm, but your sperm tastes good too... now shut up and suck me"

"yes, hurry up and get hard, I'm so horny" Don't get hard, don't get hard

"ooh, not too much Selphie, ah, we don't want to spoil my woody now do we"

"Sorry Yuffie, I lost my head because I loved your dick so much"

The two rose from the bed with new erections and walked to the smiling Rikku.

"Well it's about time, I was afraid I'd have to finish it myself again" okay, this time I know what to say "Nothing can save me now"

Just then the door opened and Yuna walked in. "Hey, I just came from the honeymoon with Seymour and RIKKU, I thought you loved me..."

"Sorry yuna, but they both had such wonderful 10 inch dicks, how could I resist" thank you Yuna, thank you Yuna, thank you Yuna.

Yuna then threw down her clothes. "So, I have a 12 inch dick"

The three girls looked with big eyes "ooooh" wanna fuck wanna fuck
wanna fuck wanna fuck
wanna die wanna die




Three hours later, Rand pushed another button and hot water streamed down on the room. After strangling all three of the rabbits, Wyldcard was let out and given a beer, a pat on the back and an adress for a REAL good psichiatrist.

I would like to dedicate this initiation to Ghastly. An inspiration to us all.

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My hands are trembling after reading that. I need to go take a shower now. I feel so unclean.


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He he he.

Okay, now seriously where's the H RPG dammit!


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Well I'm working at it at home right now. Problem is that I don't have any internet acces there and I can't upload anything anymore at this internet cae. So it's waiting till either I have internet acces or I go visit the folks in Holland again.


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holy shit!! Another great one from Rand.

I am exceedingly impressed, my mind feels like it was dippied in acid, and my eyes are bleeding. V. nice.

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I... I... I...
Hang on a sec.
*Runs out of thread. Sounds of frantic brain and eye washing are emitted from the bathroom nearby*

(An hour passes)

*Walks back into thread, deliberately not re-reading the initiation*
THIS is why I'm so awfully glad I was DNI'd...

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dude...pure inspiration.

"i am disgusted, yet strangely turned on" semms to fit here nicely.

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In the immortal words of King Aurthur, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

JESUS CHRIST!

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Wow.... That was...... Um..... Yeah.

Anyways.... I'm still desperatly trying to find this game.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to be alone.

unclean unclean must wash must wash dirt not coming of oh de

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*sigh*, look I found it using google, so it can't be that hard. Never even looked before.

here doofus

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*after an absence no one noticed, Vendo walks into a newb initiation. Seeing the atrocities commited he has the strong urge to vomit. He looks at those members of the board capable of washing the image from their minds with awe, and curses to himself for having no cenralized nervous system.*
"Lucky bastards"
*At this moment the image of the initiation reaches the rest of his neural clusters and begin to replay over and over again, Vendo begins to shake like he has Parkinsons.
"If you would be so kind as to initiate me Rand, it would be a great honnor, im a big fan of the "Initiators" and most of the initaitions that you have done were genius"
"I need an equally disturbing mental image to counter that one"

(/ooc) if you havent guessed already Vendo is an alien, Hitchhikkers Guide to the Galexy style(/ooc)

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Right, I'm working on something. It'll probably get me in hell, and get me in hell QUICK but hey...

Hmmm... it may have to wait a little longer, I need the proper people to give consent

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What have I begun.....

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The potential release of all our frustration, and perversions?

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