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The First Rule of Fight Club is:
You do not talk about Fight Club.

The Second Rule of Fight Club is:
You do not talk about Fight Club.

The Third Rule of Fight Club is:
Someone yells stop... Goes limp... taps out... the fight is over.

The Fourth Rule of Fight Club is:
Only two guys (opponents) to a fight.

The Fifth Rule of Fight Club is:
One fight at a time. ( I swear. if someone breaks this rule...)

The Sixth Rule of Fight Club is:
No shirts. No shoes. (Women may wear sports bras)

The Seventh Rule of Fight Club is:
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

The Eighth Rule of Fight Club is:
If this is your first night at Fight Club,
you have to fight.

The Ninth Rule of Fight Club is:
Leave your powers at the door.

The Tenth Rule of Fight Club is:
No natural weaponry. Claws, teeth, etc...

The Eleventh Rule of Fight Club is:
Leave your mech outside.

The Twelfth Rule of Fight Club is:
As long as your in the ring you are a mortal humanoid with no powers at all. Period.

::Kitsune pastes the rules up on the side of the fighting area, then stands back and sighs. He walks over to the door, and he opens it, and rams a knife into the door with a sign saying "ALL FIGHTERS ENTER HERE FOR FIGHT CLUB"::

Well, I don't know if this is exactly how I should advertise, but I've gotta get their attention somehow.

::He walks back inside, sits down in a metal folding chair and begins to wait for the first group to show up::

OOC: I liked the original "Fight Club my way" thread, so I thought I'd bring it back from the dead. So let's get this show started!!

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madadric stolls in off the street, whisling a lighthearted tune. he nods to kit and sits on a wobbly table up the back of the room, removing his shoes and his shirt. mad's torso and forearms are covered in tattoed red symbols, stopping at his wrist and below his collarbone.

mad takes a moment to marvel at how the runes are for once not moving. "evening," he calls out to kitsune, and settles back to wait.

OOC: madadric is physically a weakling. the only thing he's got going for him in a straight brawl is that he a VERY hight pain threshold. this is not a power, it's just that the migraines the runes cause him make anything else seem nothing more than an irritation at worst... /OOC

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OOC: Mad, I hope you realize that you can't USE those runes. I mean, if the runes are a permanent thing on his body, okay, but just don't get cocky and think you can use them. :OOC

::Kitsune nods to Mad, and shakily recalls the fact that Mad's runes are not evil, they're just slowly killing his (albeit only recent) friend . . . So he shouldn't feel any revulsion at the sight of them::

Hey, Mad. Think anyone else'll show up?

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"chances are pretty good," mad says, grinning his characteristic half-grin.

"i'll be interested to see who makes a showing. there's some pretty tough people kicking around these parts. it'll be good to have something to take my mind off." madadric does a bit of stretching, loosening his scrawny untrained muscles so that he might stand a chance of not getting utterly creamed.


OOC: yeah...i understand that. the runes are just plain ol' tattoos in here, which is a blessing of sorts. while mad can't do anything magical. the runes aren't making him sick or killing him...just getting beaten to a bloody pulp will make a very nice change of pace methinks /OOC

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[ooc]How come when I tried to bring back this thread, no one noticed?[/ooc]

TMT strides into the basement, looking slightly different form last time.

Still tall, and lithe, he know has short black hair, chaotically arranged on his head.

As he whips off his t-shirt, a few more scars are obvious, but his muscles are still there, small but defined.


Soo, who fights first?

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::Kitsune looks from thinker to Mad, and he grins::

Why don't you and Mad go at it?

OOC: I'll be gone till about 5 tomorrow, so don't expect me to ref anything. I hope Mad and Thinker can keep fighting for at least a day ^^ And Mad, if anyone tries to start something while you and Thinker are fighting, you are now allowed to use your runes on them to k.o. them. Just don't try to do it on Thinker.

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starts stretching

What? I wouldn't want to pull anything.

Turns and bows to Mad

then goes to a mantis ready stance


ready when you are.

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:Raises paw timidly:
Um, may I just sit here on the sidelines and watch? I won't do anything, I promise... I just wanna watch...Please?
:Curls up on her side to watch the fun:

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Rand enters the basement and inhales deeply.

"Ah, the memories... You know, at the first Fight club, I was just a newbie. Just made a thread trying to change all kind of onlicecomic characters in KOF-ish characters. They send me here, and I strted with a quintuple post. EC hurt me, I deleted the posts, and got a tube of aspirin. Then I fought with someone with Treespeaker getting mad at me for it. He wasn't known as the troll he was back then... ah, lost time, where have you gone. But enough of this."

*Rand takes off his bomber jacket, pullover and T-shirt, then calmly unties his combat boots*

"For old times sake, who'll fight me after these guys are done?"

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::Kitsune pulls MiaoMing into his lap, and he hugs her. He looks up at Rand::

Well, I would, but I've got to . . . *cough* ref Mad and TMT's fight.

::Goes back to nuzzling with MiaoMing, who begins to purr softly. He stops a moment and looks at Mad and TMT::

Oh, don't worry, I'll ref. I'm just gonna pay attention to my girlfriend for a bit till you actually start fighting.

Why doesn't someone go get Wyldcard? I'm sure he'd enjoy this.

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You have challenge honor beloning to me. I fear I must enjoy fighting you in the Kung Fu/Enima style I must fight to use, as it is my style
[i]hhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

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::Kitsune blinks::

Wyld, wait a bit. I mean, I understand your dilemma, but we've got a fight we're waiting on right now. You can avenge your honor next.

Believe, nobody's stopping you, but we have rules. They're posted over on that wall. ::Points to the rules:: Make sure you learn them well, because you will get your ass kicked if you break one.

OOC: Sorry, Wyld, but your chara seems a little too eager to fight, so I figured I had to put him in his place or else someone else would've. Not to be rude or anything, because the more people who join this thread the happier I'll be. But I am the ref, so I have to make sure whatever happenes goes by the rules I laid out above.

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*Twitchy, and still full of sugar, WCard eye's start to water*
but i find my honor defending skillz lacking, for i have been raped by a spunky ninja with penis type genitalia. I will wait, but i will avange my swollen {Roughly translates into I don't know what}.

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::Kitsune looks over at Rand::

Oh yeah, that's right . . . You init'd him, didn't you?

::Kitsune puts his head in his hands::

Oh, shit. What did I do now?

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Oh, God, you had to remind me of that... I had to bleach my brain to get that memory out of my head...

*Snuggles Kit, purring contentedly* Mmm... don't worry, they'll sort themselves out... or something... Mmmmm... Purrrrrrrrrrrr... *Pulls Kit down and starts kissing him*

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Valin clanks into the room, his armor still strapped to his average height/frame. As he passes the door he draws the Spiffsilver blade and thrusts it into the ground. It sinks in like the cement is play-doh.

Following the rules, Valin begins to unstrap his armor, laying it carefully next to his blade.

"Don't worry, I have no powers, I'm always a normal mortal, well, a good fighter, but still normal."

As Valin unstraps the last of his armor, he pulls his leather tunic over his head, revealing multiple scars and even a few tatoos. He flexes his muscles and begins to stretch. As he steps farther into the building, the silver streaks in his hair disapear, and fade to a jet-black, the same color as the rest.

"Oh, I forgot about that, I supposedly can use magic but haven't quite figured it out yet. Guess I can't in here even if I wanted to. Anyway, I'll be waitin for my turn."

Valin pulls the belt around his leather breeches a little tighter then kicks his leather boots off. He leans against the wall and procedes to watch for the upcoming fight.

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Vandal steps into the building, pulling the shades off and tucking them into his jacket. Doffing the leather he tosses it onto a nearby chair and stretches, the tattos on his arms quiescent. The sound of popping joints is loud in the echoing room.

"So what's going on here folks?"

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"Nothing much it seems. Just watchin the pre-show of the fighters stretching, waitin for the first round. Well, the only round."

Valin rubs his knee where a recent injury is still healing somewhat.

"Hey, thanks for savin my ass out on the fields by the way Vandal. I'd be chop-liver if not for you, Barghest, and that guy that popped up outta nowhere."

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::Kitsune's head flies up::

Guy that . . . popped up outta nowhere?

Sounds like my grownup version, wandering around . . . we can do that sort of thing, you know.

So, did he look at all like me?

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Valin turns toward the person speaking.

"Hey! You! Yeah, it was you, I figured it was, I spotted ya carryin off the winged woman."

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