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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 9:57 pm 
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::Kitsune watches as Chris sways back and forth, woozy::

Dammit, FIGHT!

::He rushes TSC, and he pounds the moderator's side, hard. He hears the tinkle of glass, and Chris's eyes bulge::

My secret stash! No . . . ! You DIE!

::He grabs Kit and throttles him, throwing him to the floor and pounding him::

DIE! DIE! DIE!

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Location: In your face, foaming at the mouth
/Chris staggers back and puts a finger just below his nose, pulling the finger to in front of his face he rubs the blood between his fingers getting a look of concentration on his face

/Chris looks at kit through somewhat blurred vision due to head injuries and alcohol

It's you!

Kit: Yeah, it's me. Are you gonna fight or not.

I'll kill you TREESPEAKER!!!!!!!!

/Chris rushes kit and hits him full on in the gut with his shoulder knocking his wind out

/Kit elbows Chris in the chest as this happens, phasing the now enraged Chris little

/Chris then throws Kit over his shoulder and on to the floor behind him

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::Kitsune lands, shaken::

He thinks I'm Treespeaker . . .

::Chris grabs him and throws him onto the ground again, tombstone-style. Kit bounces. Yes, bounces. Kit, still astonished, slams his face into Chris' knee repeatedly. Finally, he begins to fight back in desperation. He lands a few punches, but gets continually pounded. Finally, he gets his act together, remembering that despite Chris' new agility and strength, he can do a few things to get this fight under control . . .

Chris jumps at Kitsune, and Kit slides out of the way, in no way gracefully. Blood is by now running freely down his face, and a few teeth have been loosened. His hair is matted to his head with sweat and blood. Chris lands hard, then growls and lunges at Kit. Kit ducks, then pushes forward, pulling Chris over top of him and using Chris's own force to slam him into the floor. Something cracks, on who the spectators are not sure.

Kit jumps on Chris and elbows him in the gut. Chris's already broiling digestive system reacts quickly, and the two fighters are showered in b33r and bile. Kit sweeps it out of his eyes, and Chris shakes his head, spraying it over everyone else. The two circle::

Chris: It's payback time, you sorry little troll son-of-a-bitch . . .

You're drunk, Chris. I'm sure . . . ::Remembers what thread he's in::

Ahh, fuck it, let's fight.

::The two charge, and one ends up on the floor. Which one? Who knows, because the lights in the Dark Dank Basement suddenly flicker and burst, showering the watchers with sparks. The fight continues in darkness::

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/Chris lands on his back in the darkness

*He here's shuffling and muttering all around him*

Where is that sonovabitch....

/Chris gets to his feet slowly and attempts to push the alcoholic haze away long enough to pin point the shuffling

...marco?

*Various people out of reaction say Polo*

/Chris lunges at one and begins pummeling the person


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::Kitsune waits a few moments, then lunges forward, slamming his fist into someone's shoulder. Not Chris. He ducks, punches out again. Not Chris.

<i>Marco</i>!

Chris! Kit rushes toward the voice, pinpointing it after years of practice at that very game. He swings, catching Chris by the forehead and causing the lights to burst in Chris's head once more::

Take that!

::Chris' fist promptly catches Kit on the jaw, and he goes tumbling off into the dark. Both disoriented, they swing out at anything and everyone. Various onlookers suddenly find themselves lying on the ground, looking up at the pretty fireworks . . .::

::Now who will win?::

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::Kitsune blinks suddenly, realizing he's no longer in pain::

Wha . . .?

::The bulbs, somehow, blink, flickering back on quickly::

::Chris lies on the bottom of a pile that includes themadthinker, Vandal, Kage, and various other onlookers . . . His eyes swirl. Kitsune thinks to himself that Chris just got DQed for involving more than one person in a fight, then he notices . . . the group of people punching him in the face repeatedly.

So do they. Their injuries heal quickly. Everyone gets up off the two fighters, and they walk up to each other. Kit bows and shakes Chris's hand. He rubs the back of his head sheepishly::

Heh . . . looks like we DQed ourselves, huh?

Chris: Yep. Mad fun, though. Worth it completely.

Good fight, Chris.

Chris: You're not bad either. You're just lucky I was drunk. Which, dammit, all wore off . . .

::Kitsune grimaces::

I dunno about that . . . You said a few things I'm not quite sure you meant . . .

Chris: To a drunk guy, you do look like Treespeaker, Kit.

Eep. Gonna have to do something about that.

::The two of them clear off the fighting area, and go back to their chosen spectating seats to watch the next fight::

::Clears throat:: Okay, uh . . . ::Looks at fight sheet:: VandalHeart and Kage, you're up!

Whew, am I glad that's over . . .

OldKit: You could've done better.

You always say that, big bro. You never mean it.
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FIGHTS

1. madadric vs. themadthinker(finished, themadthinker)
2. Valin vs. Wyldcard(finished, tie)
3. Rand Al'Tor vs. MiaoMing(finished, Rand Al'Tor)
4. Kitsune(younger) vs. The Sinister Chris(finished, fighters DQ)
5. VandalHeart vs. Kage
6. Kitsune(older) vs. The Sinister Chris
7. Pyromancer vs. ?

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Location: In your face, foaming at the mouth
/Chris turns to young Kit

That was indeed a good fight.

/Chris then looks at Old Kit and points

And as for you. Lets just say that your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower!

Gonna chew you up and spit you out,
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::Old Kit raises an eyebrow from behind his mirrorshades::

Right . . . Sure, TSC. Whatever you say. I think your blades are a little rusty, though.

::Young Kit gets between the two. Old Kit seems about ready to kill TSC, and Chris keeps taunting him::

Easy, you two! We've got a fight to watch!

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Miao slides back onto Younger Kit's lap, relieved that both fights were over with.

"Dammit, the popcorn's all over the floor... ah well."

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Looks like its my turn.

Kage and Vandal move into postion.

From one fighter to another, Good Luck.

Kage puts his hand out for a handshake. Vandal takes it and is about to pull off a sneaky move but Kage headbutts him hard in the bridge of Vandal's nose before he can do anything. Kage then twists on his heel to deliver a spinning kick to his midriff, hurling him back with a hoarse cry of pain.

I've missed this.

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Valin plops into a chair and tosses Wyldcard a beer, grabbin one for himself as well.

"Nothing like violence and alcohol... well, except dirty sex and/or porn and alcohol but that's beside the point. Anyway, let's see some action!"

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/Chris looks at Old Kit

I'll be in the corner if anyone needs me. Could someone come over and tap me on the shoulder when it's time for the next fight.

/Chris walks over to the corner and sits down with his legs crossed and his hands laying open on his knees, he closes his eyes


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Vandal lands on the ground with a grunt of pain. Rolling over, he begins to stand, grinning to himself where Kage can't see his face.

Standing all the way, he turns and limps closer to Kage, pulling his hands up in front of his face, fists clenched, slowly rocking back and forth. He motions to his opponent, who immediately takes advantage of th percieved vulnerability.

Launching a fierce attack, Kage swings not once, not twice but three times in quick succession at Vandal's face, solar plexus and face once more. He then finds himself on the recieving end of the floor as his first punch earns him a block, catch, throw routine from Vandal, who immediately follows with an axe kick to the small of his back before he's even hit the ground.

Vandal faces his opponent once more, swaying slowly in the deceptive hypnotic rythm, awaiting his opponent's next move.

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Nice, you know a few tricks I see.

Kage gets up and limps his way over to Vandal till he is in his face. He stares deep into Vandal's eyes.

Just thought you'ed like to know that you have the look of an ork in your eyes.

V: You mean a tough fighter.

Just as Vandal finishes speaking, Kage gets a hit in clean across the jaw, he spins and kicks him in the upper body, sending Vandal to the ground.

No, I meant an idoit.

with that he steps back out of Vandals reach and waits for his next move.

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::Old Kit snickers::

This sounds familiar . . . Didn't we just go through the insults?

::Chris grins::

Chris: Yeah. But it's always good to insult your oponent before fighting him . . . As I'm sure you know, prissy pants.

Grr . . .

::Young Kit puts his head in his hands and looks at MiaoMing::

What am I going to do with him? It's getting impossible to take him anywhere without him getting involved in a fight with someone . . .

MM: At least here he can get away with it.

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Vandal stans with a yell of excitement.

"Fuck yeah! Come on you pansy ass wannabe, is that all you can dish out?"

Vandal grinned as he watched theo ther man. Kage seemed to think he had an upper hand here or something. It was surprising he hadn't yet realised that Vandal had been allowing him to land the hits.

Vandal raised his hands once more, walking slowly towards Kage. Kage stepped into a pair of punches into the solar plexus, both warranting a grunt of pain from Vandal. As Kage drew back from the punch, he wa surprised to see the smile still on Vandal's face, an odd glint in his eyes.

"Yer gettin better glass jaw. My turn."

Throwing a pair of punches, easily blocked set up the attack. the first to the head, blocke with a simple backhand from Kage, the second towards the throat, blocked when Kage caught his wrist easily.

Then Vandal moved, jerking his arm backwards, pulling Kage with it as the fighter maintained his wrist lock. Ignoring the pain from his wrenched wrist, Vandal dropped to one knee, thrusting his stiffened fingers uwards into Kage's throat, continuing to pull them an over, slamming into into the concrete, hard. Continuing the motion was simple with a slight turn and shift as Vandal's knee landed on Kage's throat, crushing it downwards, as the wrist lock was reversed, Vandal dragging that arm upwards to put the pressure on the man's larynx.

"Come on! Get up! Fight HARDER!"

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Kage throws Vandal off of him and gets up. The alcohol mixes with his anger to fuel him with blood lust, a red mist desends over his eyes and he keeps seeing little piles of ashes, faceless strangers clawing at him from his dreams, men cut down and blown apart. His head whirls with it and he feels dizzy. It's like four thousand voices are crying out for blood in his head, four thousand men and women crying to be remembered, asking for vengance.

This is for Franx!

With that he smashes his fist into Vandal, causing some of his bones to break.

For Poal! Poliwicz! Gudmanz! Gabbo! Kyle! Aliss! Densel! Harlon! Loron! Jorett! Mallory! Donalson! Fredricks! Broker! Rosieland! Slavini! Kronin! Linskrug!

The litany of names spills from his lips as he slams his fists into Vandal, each one doing large amounts of damage, blood splashing across the floor creating a red puddle. With each hit, he pictures a death. All the ones he saw die, they're stored up there in his head and it seems like they want to rush out.

For fraggin' all of 'em! For Lorii!

He finishes and Vandals body hits the floor and remains motionless. He just walks away

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/Chris stands up calmly, turns around, and begins walking towards the circle

*Suddenly a rift opens next to him and he looks over as an arm grabs him and pulls him in*

*A blood spray comes from the rift and it suddenly closes*


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::Old Kit raises an eyebrow::

I . . . Dammit, I just lost my opponent!

Hmm . . .

Hey, Pyro, you want to fight me? TSC seems otherwise occupied at the moment, so I'll need something to keep my mind off what's going on with him.

OOC: Chris, what's with the disappearing act?

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