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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 8:42 pm 
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SETTING: Cheers Bar, Boston
VOICE OVER: Your Bar

Visual Fades and is replaced with the destroyed interior of Bimbo's Bar and (y) Grill

VOICE OVER: Your Bar at EN, Any questions?

Scene Fades Again and the voice over continues: Is your Bar constantly being totaled by unwelcome guests? (Video Of William)

Frequented by n00bs who don't read the weapons policy? (picture of Karrzor being tossed out by Briareos)

Are your Waits being murdered and is your bartender forced to take revenge? (Picture of Enforcer laying the smack down on William)

Is your sentient popcorn cart forced to clean up the mess?(Picture of the Cart with a bloody mop tied to it)

What about the Fabric of Time and Space? Does it have more holes than the favoured food of a hyper intelligent pan-dimentional being? (Picture of a mouse easting swiss cheese)

Well we have the anwer for you ...

The Briareos School of Instinctual Combat.

Here we combine the best in hand to hand combat training (Deunan in an Orc suit spars with waitresses from Anna Miller's retaurant)

With superior marksmanship training (Briareos shows a young waitress how to sight in a seburo 10mm by using Karrzor on the Tree of Pain as a live n00b target)

And still even more! (Video of members of the Tokyo Reconstruction team rebuiling the interior of BByG)

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Sounds like a cool place
Ill have a look see
where do I sing up and when do we start.

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I can always use a little brushing up on my combat skills

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Where are the guns?

Where are the guns?

Gimme,
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SWOOOOOOOOOOORD!

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*Walks in through the front door.*

Oooohhhhhhhh. . .shineys!! I could always use a brush up with my sword. Where do I sign up?

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You're never too good to not keep practicing.
I might have to also get a grip on my "powers" like that in the BB&G thread.

Now if i had those powers when I fought spike in the Mech Fight and had a MS from G Gundam, Spike would have lost instead of me.

But enough gloating... :grin:

I'm game for some sparring and practice

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Hey do you have any sparring practice for against psyco cats high on catnip
I need to learn to keep spike (My Cat) in line

Damn dirty Cats
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So, what are we doing now?

I must know.

Are we sparring or something?

Just wondering,
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One psycho cat high on catnip reporting!

I've got plenty of judo exp, but I need some strikes and kicks, and I can always use practise with edged weapons and quarter-staves.


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A true warrior always prepares for war, even in times of peace. I am interested in refining my skills, so I will participate as well.

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Perhaps I'm off base... I just thought the original advertisement was a parody (and I do think it is ROTFL-funny!)... but I didn't expect people to actually want to sign up... or maybe I'm misunderstanding the tone of some of the follow-on posts. (It won't be the first time I'm completely out-of-sync with everyone around me!)

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*watches the video*

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OK this was supposed to be a parody .. but judging from the posts people are interested so here goes:

1) This will be a Cyberpunk PBEM (play by email or bullitan board I guess)
2) If you have access to the Cyberpunk Rules 2nd ed (2020) these will be 70 point Characters No stat less than 2 no stat greater than 10 (unless a full cyborg or a bio-roid)
3) Setting is the earth in the time frame of Appleseed
4) I will be setting up a background page or PDF in the next 2 days
5) Wetware (mechanical replacement parts grafted into the body) is common (all costs 1/4)
6)Full Cyborgs are common (20+% of the combat population
7)there is NO HUMANITY LOSS
:cool:If you want to participate and don't have a copy of the rules no problem ... we will work things out.
9) Post here with any questions or interest


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Huh
Could you refrase that in english
Hey if you can email me the cyberpunk rules that would be helpful
my adress is
secretspy131@hotmail.com

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A link would be nice too.

Ya said something about a link, or page or something?

Sounds cool,
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Well folks sorry about the delay .. but I have the entire cyberpunk rulebook in html format now. you can find it from the link on my profile page <a href="http://www.go-ssi.com/roleplaying/">http://www.go-ssi.com/roleplaying/</a><br>
It is a very different game than BESM .. this is dark gritty and deadly .. besm is just fun and learning.


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I'm up for a little fun. So let's get this fight a rollin"!!!

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Cash is it starderd by package or a set amount, and no humanity loss your a brave GM or a stupid one or just one whos pissed to hell at the rules system and have been waiting like a good cp fanatic for 3.0 to fix the travisty.

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Cash is it starderd by package or a set amount, and no humanity loss your a brave GM or a stupid one or just one whos pissed to hell at the rules system and have been waiting like a good cp fanatic for 3.0 to fix the travisty.
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