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THE KYHM FORUMS
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Resurrection Edition!</center>
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KFPwpS resurrected in a fit of creative boredom</center>
This publication's resurrection began yesterday in a fit of boredom and a desire to poke the forums a bit. It's resurrection was further influenced by wolfie who indirectly challenged that someone update it regularly. So here I am, self-appointed chief editor of KFP
WPS.
As per the system in place under the editorialship of Yevvie, anyone can post their own edition of KFP
WPS if they wish, I'm just planning on posting editions vaguely similar to those which Yevvie posted. Update schedule will be <strike>fortnightly</strike> <strike>weekly</strike> whenever I decide that I've got enough crap collected together that other people have posted to make an edition.
If people do not wish to make their own edition of KFP
WPS, they can send anything they write up to me via that fantastic private messaging thing that the forums do, and I shall include their section in the next edition that I release.
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Roleplaying dead for nearly a fortnight</center>
Latest examinations of the
Roleplaying forum has releaved that noone has made any posts for nearly a fortnight. The honeymoon period for the much anticipated Roadtrip 2 has definitely worn off and left everyone with a bad case of writer's block. When asked to comment on the lack of life within the forum, roleplaying moderator,
Chaos_Descending, declared that, "No no it's not dead, it's, it's restin'!"
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Attack of n00bs merely intruders from irc</center>
IRC stalwart,
Siliconviper, made his grand entry to the forums today with
this challenge to the denizens of the forums. Inside sources tell that Siliconviper has been planning this escapade for several months in an attempt to create the most initiationworthy post ever. So far the only responses have been for
Sarevock to complain on irc and then lock the thread, and for
ptlis to state that it needs more animated gifs. The editor would like to recall everyone's attention to the wall of 1000 laughing Kefkas that
Eronarn made to celebrate his 1000th post in that regard. There are unconfirmed rumours that there will be tutorials at a later date on how to create a truly irritating first post.
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Spambot fits in from first post</center>
Spambot,
livegala, showed that it too knew how to fit into this perverted pit of pedants and postwhores today, when it posted advertising,
"Live camera sex shows." Cult of Perversions leader,
themadthinker, commented that, "I see no issues if livegala wishes to join our august group. They would merely have to request to join as every other member of our Cult has done." Current Council of Initiations chief headbanger,
Chaz declined to comment at this stage on the issue of a spambot possibly being targetted for initiation.
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Icymonkey to become international student after all?</center>
In news that brought a sense of deja vu to many forum veterans, forum elder,
Icymonkey, once again announced that he would be going overseas as an international student. This time
he states that he shall be visiting Germany. The German government has yet to make any official statements regarding an influx of blue simians to the country. Any bets on whether the trip goes ahead can be made at any good betting store that has a pool for who shall succeed the Pope.
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Post something picks of the week</center>
Crazy flash game,
Nanaca crash, thanks to
Ezelek.
Revolutio's insightful discovery on the
nature of posts in the Post Something thread.
The origins of
shoonra's
Pit 'O' Yaoi.
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Upcoming news to watch for</center>
Forum creator,
kyhm, to finally make it to 1000 posts.
H-Kat to become the third forumite to make 5000 posts.
Forum postwhore,
Skjie to return again.
Forum semi-regulars,
Tatsu and
Gazing Rabbit birthdays, each sharing the 11th of March.
Forum drama, to occur. Wai wai!