Yeah, you heard me. What is the point of checking the forums any more when we know that the moment we log in, we will be assaulted with stupidity, incompetence and egotism.
Since everyone seems to love irrationally hating them, lets start with the n00bs. Mister ramble and his star relative, mister unimaginitive are the current epitomes of n00bly stupidity. But there's been other recent champions, such as ninjamonkey, the guy who just couldn't stop posting crap.
But hey, they can learn how the forums operate, just like we all did, right? WRONG! Everyone hates them and just wants them gone, because they dirty the place with their questions that have been answered before and penchant for stating the obvious in a way that is only cool when their postcount is "ooh suparmassive" or they are a "real ultimate extreme eldar with a join date of the Olsen twins even hit puberty." These forums are a place where only the kool kids kan hang out. That is, those who can't remember a time before Forevergrey was present are obviously retarded because they couldn't work out how truly awesome and avant-garde Poe was when he was using the word "fuck" in every second comic. These hardkore people see the forums as their personal preserve where they can post whatever they like, whereever they like, and all who disagree should be assraped.
They're not on their own, though, they've got their yang in the overly idealistic do-gooders, such as Wrin, who regard the internet as an uplifting, egalitarian, worldwide arena for the exchange of ideas among intelligent, thinking individuals. They're just as bad with their thoughts that everyone can get along together nicely all the time. Then there's those unique individuals, who defy compartmentalisation: such as Ghost, who seems to be under the impression that the forums will be exactly the same as when he left on his "self-imposed exile;" or Shini "Dr Phil" Gami, relationship counsellor; or even Corpse "Here's another photo of me" Child (it looks very similar to the other 20 from the past couple of months); and finally, the much avoided Nick "I stalk artists only because of my autism" 012000.
In the end, though, our glorious admins will maintain order in the forums, but not until such point as the drama actually explodes. They are truly bastions of liberality and a laissez faire society. Well, not quite... Actor's the newest admin and is still getting used to the system, except he's had two months to get used to it, so what happened to this need for a new admin? Dear, dependable krylex, except for the dependable part. Occasional failures never help with public confidence. But hey, there's always kyhm, occasionally checking the forums, avoiding the drama, letting people sort things out for themselves. So let's just descend into total anarchy with a no holds barred flamewar.
Or this could just be a 3000th post thread with a whole bunch of irrelevant filler before the important part. YOU DECIDE.