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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:08 pm 
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Ah, the joys of technical jargon on teh uninformed...


*goes back to fingering ports*

EDIT: Why am I awake at 1am? D:

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Because it isn't 1 AM? 07:26 here :-)

Ian has teh hangover from hell and he doesn't even remember being sucked off, bummer.

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Yeah !! More restroom graffiti !!

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So apparently that drunkeness Ian was suffering from comes from overextending himself with his new abilities...


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Hmm. The sucking off that Riley thought of might be a bad idea at the moment. With Ian full of super diety juice, she might get a magic missile to the mouth.


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As I said earlier, Overusing Anilis's power must be like a great big acid trip. Ian's crash must be feeling pretty epic right about now...


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Initial B wrote:
As I said earlier, Overusing Anilis's power must be like a great big acid trip. Ian's crash must be feeling pretty epic right about now...

"February is nature's way of showing people who don't drink what a hangover is like."

Given that Ian apparently doesn't overdo chemicals, a magic overdose hangover could be life-threatening.

On the other hand, he does not seem to have awakened in pain. Heck, his slacks still have a perfect crease.

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Boss Out of Town wrote:
"February is nature's way of showing people who don't drink what a hangover is like."


Couple of years ago Vancouver had a crazy heat wave and went up to 25C almost overnight and stayed that way for all of February. Basically everyone skipped work to go to the beach 8-) :canada:

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BOO! Ian's boring again!


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And StuporIan changes back into his mild-mannered (and mildly amnesiac?) disguise...

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So what part of him did she suck?

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His magic stick, brimming with white-hot Anilis juice?

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Yeah, she was just trying to suck the energy out of him for his own good. Uh-huh. Yup. No ulterior motives there, folks. Move along, nothing to see here.

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bellofthedamned wrote:
His magic stick, brimming with white-hot Anilis juice?


Try saying "Anilis Sex" out loud...


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Try saying "Anilis Sex" out loud...

Loudly, in your place of employment.

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I might, if I were certain how to pronounce "Anilis".


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Ann-A-Lis...would be my guess.

She was the goddess of a certain sex act that sounds mysteriously like her name, Poe just forgot to mention that part. I "gus" it was a slip-up.

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bellofthedamned wrote:
Ann-A-Lis...would be my guess.

She was the goddess of a certain sex act that sounds mysteriously like her name, Poe just forgot to mention that part. I "gus" it was a slip-up.

To be perfectly clear: "Ayn-A-Lis sex" is merely kinky, though illegal in Georgia. "Ann-a-lis sex" will get your license to practice psychiatry pulled in most states.

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And of course, if you happen to have an ex named Ann, there are all sorts of possibilities.

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And of course, if you happen to have an ex named Ann, there are all sorts of possibilities.


Still married to one.


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