ri[[3r wrote:
Boss Out of Town wrote:
Meji, taking charge!
Now, should she or shouldn't she keep her hands off the boy while he's unconscious? Nah, it's probably days late to worry about that.
She's protecting her man. Fire in her eyes *and* hands. You can almost hear the sound of Dolly Parton in the background.
I think you might mean Loretta Lynn. Dolly is usually a little more mild mannered. Don't know about more modern songbirds.
<i>YOU AIN'T WOMAN ENOUGH (TO TAKE MY MAN)
Loretta Lynn - 1966
You've come to tell me something
you say I ought to know
That he don't love me anymore
and I'll have to let him go
You say you're gonna take him
oh but I don't think you can
Cause you ain't woman enough to take my man
Women like you they're a dime a dozen
you can buy 'em anywhere
For you to get to him I'd have to move over
and I'm gonna stand right here
It'll be over my dead body
so get out while you can
Cause you ain't woman enough to take my man
Sometimes a man starts lookin'
at things that he don't need
He took a second look at you
but he's in love with me
Well I don't know where that leaves you
oh but I know where I'll stand
And you ain't woman enough to take my man
Women like you they're a dime a dozen
you can buy 'em anywhere
For you to get to him I'd have to move over
and I'm gonna stand right here
It'll be over my dead body
so get out while you can
Cause you ain't woman enough to take my man
No you ain't woman enough to take my man</i>
For real hysterics, how about a curse on city-girl Meji that forces her to talk in a country-western accent? The entire landscape would be lit with fire.