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 Post subject: Mystical Bunny Maiden Sair
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:56 pm 
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[15:49] shoonra: "The protagonist, salaryman Katsuya Saeki, undergoes a personality change when he wears a pair of glasses that he inherited from a mysterious man. Without them he's a timid, sad little man; but with them, he's the complete opposite."
[15:50] shoonra: if this was anything but a yaoi game with pretty drawings id be pretty pissed off
[15:50] shoonra: instead im downloading it
[15:50] shoonra: >>
[15:50] shoonra: mooooooooom wheres my fanserviiiiiice
[15:51] Vass: gonna get raepd
[15:51] madadric: shoons will endure almost anything for gay sex
[15:52] shoonra: hey, this is yaoi games were talking about
[15:52] kyhmtsune: "defatting of the skin. that can't be what I'm thinking. what I'm thinking is completely horrible."
[15:52] * Sair puts hat on shoonra
[15:52] shoonra: they turn the stupidest bullshit into magic!
[15:53] * shoonra puts a ribbon on sair
[15:53] Sair: is it magic?
[15:53] Vass: don't read it for the words, just looking for the prettyboysex?
[15:53] thebza: I dunno shoons
[15:54] thebza: I don't know if it's actually out yet
[15:54] shoonra: oh oki
[15:54] shoonra: sairems it is sparkly
[15:54] shoonra: and posseses hidden powers
[15:54] Sair: uhoh
[15:54] shoonra: but in order to release them you must first transform
[15:54] shoonra: into a magical being of beauty and love!
[15:55] Sair: an eagle?
[15:55] shoonra: but since youre just the talking pet im afraid its nothing more than a sparkly ribbon to you
[15:55] shoonra: sorry
[15:55] Sair: I object.
[15:56] Vass: haha, not even a sidekick
[15:56] shoonra: http://spray.product.co.jp/product/megane/image/A02.jpg
[15:57] shoonra: pretty pictures!
[15:57] Sair: go to hell vass :v
[15:57] Vass: that's hardly a magical girl anime thing to say :v
[15:58] shoonra: ooooh
[15:58] shoonra: maybe he is a bunny on a magical quest
[15:59] shoonra: to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a magical girl!
[15:59] Sair: maybe I'm gonna set you all on fire
[15:59] shoonra: and then he finds the boy of his dreams but hes just a bunny so they cant be together
[15:59] shoonra: so he tries even harder to become a magical girl!
[16:00] proradium: PUSH PUSH LADY LIGHTNING
[16:00] Kest: a magical girl with fire magic.
[16:00] Sair: ...
[16:00] shoonra: and then in the end he finds out that the mysterious old lady that promised to turn him into one in return for doing some tasks for her
[16:00] shoonra: is actually out to destroy the world!
[16:00] madadric: but then, he has the dilemma, does the boy love sair for who he is (a bunny) or just the magical girl veneer?! oh, the pathos!
[16:00] shoonra: and now he has to use his magical girl powers to stop her!
[16:01] Sair: i hate you all.
[16:01] shoonra: but if he does his powers will be gone!
[16:01] shoonra: DAI PINCH
[16:01] Kest: shoonra
[16:01] Kest: you need to tie this in with the super-granny story
[16:01] shoonra: super granny?
[16:01] Kest: super granny
[16:02] shoonra: OK OK
[16:02] Kest: its in EC's thread, one sec
[16:02] madadric: can i be an evil incompetent underling?
[16:02] shoonra: but first the epic ending
[16:02] madadric: preferrably a not gay one
[16:02] Vass: that sounds insane enough to have come out of japan
[16:02] shoonra: SO
[16:02] shoonra: in the end
[16:02] Vass: mad: and you get launched into space at the end of each episode?
[16:02] Kest: http://forums.kyhm.com/viewtopic.php?p=308231#308231
[16:02] Kest: ^ there you go shoonra
[16:03] Vass: or do you vanish into a dimensional rift after your evil beasts are defeated at the end of each ep?
[16:03] shoonra: teh magical bunny girl decides she doesnt really give a shit about the world but wants to save her boyfriend so she pretends its for the world
[16:03] shoonra: and she fights the evil lady
[16:03] shoonra: and wins
[16:03] shoonra: AND IN THE END
[16:03] shoonra: IT TURNS OUT
[16:03] shoonra: THAT HER POWER WAS THE POWER OF LOVE
[16:03] Kest: uh oh
[16:03] shoonra: ALL ALONG
[16:04] Kest: that sounds bad
[16:04] shoonra: so she stays a magical bunny girl and they live happily ever after the end
[16:04] Kest: http://forums.kyhm.com/imgboard-serve.p ... 7-3492.jpg
[16:04] Vass: it sounds a lot like every other magical girl anime ever made
[16:04] shoonra: i know im good.
[16:05] shoonra: kest: its awesome manga but it does not really fit
[16:05] Kest: shucks.
[16:05] shoonra: see, this is a CAT GIRL and sair is a BUNNY GIRL
[16:05] Kest: you can fix that.
[16:05] shoonra: so it will never work.
[16:05] Kest: photoshop the ears.
[16:05] shoonra: ITS LIKE APPLES AND ORANGES MAN
[16:06] shoonra: APPLES AND ORANGES
[16:06] Kest: still fruity
[16:06] shoonra: but if sair is not a bunny what will he be?
[16:07] kyhmtsune: a lumberjack!
[16:07] kyhmtsune: Leaping from tree to tree!
[16:07] kyhmtsune: etc.
[16:07] Vass: ...
[16:07] shoonra: :x
[16:07] Ezelek: no u
[16:08] Kest: sair bunyan
[16:08] Kest: see, it can be a pun on bunyan and bunny
[16:08] shoonra: ezzles tell them they are being ignorant and to stop changing my perfect love story :x
[16:08] * Sair smashes Kest in the face.
[16:08] Kest: hahaha
[16:09] kyhmtsune: ... ouch
[16:09] Ezelek: stop being horrible people all of you
[16:09] kyhmtsune: Sair bunnyan?
[16:09] Kest: yes, kyhm!
[16:09] Sair: I'll get you too, kyhm
[16:09] *** Kest has been kicked from #en by kyhmtsune: that's awful. and you spelled it wrong. ^_^
[16:09] *** Kest has joined #en.
[16:09] kyhmtsune: "Cynthia Fellatio's Flying Circus"
[16:10] kyhmtsune: "Baron Von Took?s Flying Circus"
[16:10] Vass: ...
[16:10] kyhmtsune: but my favorite has to be "Its..."
[16:11] madadric: i vanish in a puff of pique after my minions are defeated
[16:12] madadric: to make excuses for my failure to my shadowy overlord, who then kicks me into space
[16:13] Vass: so more of a power rangers/sailor moon evil minion than a pokemans evil minion
[16:13] Kest: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/ ... itabit.png
[16:14] madadric: yes
[16:14] madadric: i transform normal people with two-dimensional personlity flaws into ravening beasts
[16:15] *** thebza has signed off IRC (Quit: ).
[16:15] madadric: so that i can...steal something. hope energy to fuel my master's Chaos Machine or something
[16:16] Vass: you steal maltese falcon's to fuel your master's dues ex machina
[16:17] shoonra: he is obviously stealing the purity of young hearts to fule the old ladys mad ambitions
[16:17] madadric: yes
[16:17] shoonra: and sair is the vessel for it all
[16:17] shoonra: like duh
[16:17] shoonra: *fuel
[16:17] madadric: she needs the youthful hope to fuel her Ageless Machine so she doesn't die
[16:18] madadric: oh! oh! when sair defeats my minions, she collects the energy in her magical girl stick-staff thing that changes each series so they can sell all new merchandise
[16:19] madadric: but then, that means when i fail, i'm succeeding.
[16:19] Sair: how about a spear?
[16:20] madadric: no, too manly
[16:20] * Sair stabs maddy with one
[16:20] madadric: haha
[16:20] madadric: it would be a clover want or something
[16:20] madadric: with lots of ribbons and bows all over it
[16:21] shoonra: it does mean that but SAIR DOES NOT KNOW THIS UNTILL THE EPIC ENDING
[16:21] shoonra: thats the beauty of it all
[16:21] madadric: would i not know it too? or would i have died never knowing that i was fulfilling my master's desires?
[16:22] Vass: will there be a sequel with more companions for sair and even more transformation scenes to hide the lack of plot and storylines?
[16:22] madadric: perhaps i could be a puppet figure, seem like i was a bumbling overlord, and the granny was providing me her power
[16:22] madadric: but my plans always fail
[16:22] Sair: there's something wrong with you people
[16:23] madadric: i could quit the super-villain business and decend into alcoholisim before jumping off a bridge and offing myself
[16:23] madadric: *descend
[16:24] shoonra: you people need to see princess tutu.
[16:24] madadric: or get married and settle down to a family life and 9-5 job
[16:24] madadric: as a janitor
[16:24] Kest: hrm
[16:25] Kest: finding a drawing of a lumberjack is ougher than i thought
[16:25] Kest: ...wait what
[16:25] madadric: mystical bunny maiden sair-kun-chan
[16:26] Sair: ez, just nuke it from orbit


Synopsis: Sair is a magical bunny transformed into a magical bunny girl by an old lady to fight an evil but bumbling overlord who's stealing people's life force or hope or despair to fuel his own ends.

the bunny girl fights many people and objects transformed into horrible things, and upon defeating them, returns them to normal.

The bunny girl falls in love with a boy, who falls in love with the magical girl persona, and she angsts about whether he loves her for who she is (a bunny) or just the magical veneer.

Upon finally defeating the evil but bumbling overlord, it turns out that the he is merely a puppet for his 'magician' advisor, who turns out to be none other than the granny that gave the magical girl her powers!

The magical girl discovers that the granny is using HER to collect the energy that the evil overlord thought he was collecting, and she must now decide to either continue collecting power for the granny, or to defeat her and lose her magical girl powers.

the bunny girl decides to fight the evli granny in the name of her love for the boy, and upon defeating the evil granny, discovers that her power came from her love of the boy in the first place, so she gets to continue being Mystical Bunny Girl Sair!

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Awesome. Moar.


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as requested by kyhm

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madadric wrote:
as requested by kyhm

I requested no such thing. I merely pointed out a fetish you were missing.

However I'm not arguing the results...

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I always knew Sair was the mystical bunny girl.

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 Post subject: i didnt draw the whole thing, yoinked the guy from MARRY ME comic
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Mystical Lumberjack Bunny Girl Sair!


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fucking classic!

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how will these two lovers work out their relationship problems? STAY THE FUCK TUNED FOR SEASON 2.

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Fucking epic. Would <STRIKE>fap to</STRIKE> read again.

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Roffling over here.


DAMNIT SHOONS
you spoiled Princess Tutu for me :cry:

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 Post subject: watch it man its all sorts of special :o
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 Post subject: Re: watch it man its all sorts of special :o
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shoonra wrote:
did not.
I saw the first half then became disinterested. I had intended to watch the rest of it but I can only take so much magical girl animu.

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arwing wrote:
shoonra wrote:
did not.
I saw the first half then became disinterested. I had intended to watch the rest of it but I can only take so much magical girl animu.

haha i dont even remember what happened. just that mute was a lot cuter as an empty shell and that there was a ballet dancing aardvark.

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Still waiting for details of the second season. Will there be more cute, fluffy helper characters? Will Mystical Bunny Maiden Sair gain partners in the fight against evil? Will the transformation scenes take up half of each episode as the production staff try to cut costs and draw the story out even longer?


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Vass wrote:
Still waiting for details of the second season. Will there be more cute, fluffy helper characters? Will Mystical Bunny Maiden Sair gain partners in the fight against evil? Will the transformation scenes take up half of each episode as the production staff try to cut costs and draw the story out even longer?
as long as she's mostly naked during the transformation scenes.

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arwing wrote:
Vass wrote:
Still waiting for details of the second season. Will there be more cute, fluffy helper characters? Will Mystical Bunny Maiden Sair gain partners in the fight against evil? Will the transformation scenes take up half of each episode as the production staff try to cut costs and draw the story out even longer?
as long as she's mostly naked during the transformation scenes.

naked as a giant lumberjack can be


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Kest wrote:
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Vass wrote:
Still waiting for details of the second season. Will there be more cute, fluffy helper characters? Will Mystical Bunny Maiden Sair gain partners in the fight against evil? Will the transformation scenes take up half of each episode as the production staff try to cut costs and draw the story out even longer?
as long as she's mostly naked during the transformation scenes.

naked as a giant lumberjack can be

Not much, that is. Too much manly-man hair.

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