This was brought up recently by a friend who got his ass beat by a gal 'cause he wouldn't fight back against a girl. Basically, for the males in the audience, what's your personal stance of fighting girls, and for the girls, what's your stance on guys who fight back against women?
Me, personally, I'd fight anything that moves and gives proper reason, male or female. The best relationship I've ever had was with a girl who kicked my ass in the finals of a mixed martial arts tournament. It wasn' an easy tourney either, the guys I beat to get to the finals where tip-top, if ya know what I mean. And when I get to the finals and I see this little blonde girl that barely reaches my chest in height, I thought the ref was doin' a bad joke or somesuch. But nah, guy was serious, and the second the fight starts, I'm seein' all tweet tweet. Knocked me out in the first minute. So I did the only obvious thing of course, After the awards ceremony when she got her trophy and such, I followed her outside and asked her out. Best thing that ever happened to me, really, or worst, depends on how ya look at it.
Either way, after that, whenever I've run into a girl in a back alley lookin' to put me in a sour scene thinkin' I'd roll over and take it, I've never pulled a punch. Cause luvs, the thing ya gotta figure is, some of us have (I'll use breakfast euphanisisms) pancakes and some of us have sausages. That's it, really. Would ya pull a punch from a sour puss just cause he was shorter than ya if he took a swing at ya? Nah, ya'd give him the proper thrashing he deserved and feel right vindicated. A women to me is just another human with different plumming. I've never instigated a fight in my life, all of my non-tourney stuff has been in self-defense, and if ya come at me, I ain' gonna waste time taking stock of whether or not the Good Lord saw fit to bless ya with the ability to pee standing up or sitting down. Your gender ain' my business and I dun' much care what it is under most circumstances, and violent circumstances certainly ain' one of the exceptions. I ain' getting taken down without a fight by no one just cause they have a bit more weight on their chest and bit less weight on their pelvis.
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