:Shinigami looks at watch:
...Hell, he'll get his chance...
:Shin walks over to the troll known as Eronarn, who's laughing hysterically over the fact that he found a way to be a post whore and troll at the same time...Eronarn stares at the god of death, but is shot in the leg before he can say something stupid. Eronarn falls to the ground in tears:
Okay...If anyone feels the need to beat on Eronarn do it now...
:The regulars are the first to surround the crying troll. Within seconds, Eronarn is crushed under the kicks and stomps of many different feet...To everyone's surprise, Shinigami just sits back and smiles at the carnage. Only after a good amount of time do the regulars grow tired of the violent acts directed towards Eronarn. A bloodied Eronarn sighs with relief...:
Alright...Bring on the n00bs
:The n00bs rush in like vultures, attacking the badly wounded troll with vigor...Every n00b disperses with haste as Shinigami draws his gun:
How do you feel Eronarn?
:A wicked grin crosses Shin's face:
Well...:The troll coughs, and even more blood is splashed onto the ground:...I've definitely been bet...
:The physically destroyed Eronarn is interrupted by gunfire, and before the troll can blink, a bullet burst through his crotch. Eronarn begins to go into shock. The thought of letting the troll die now crossed Shinigami's mind, but he decided against it. Shin scoops Eronarn off the ground, and throws the troll into a strange device that resembles a solid black phone booth. Across the back, reads the words “Sinister Enterprises”. Almost immediately after the troll is thrown into the box, a small canister is filled with a glowing liquid:
I’ll be right back…I promise.
:Shinigami disappears in a black mist. He returns some time later, carrying a strange looking pie that smells of troll:
I know it’s doubtful, but does anyone want a slice?
:No response:
----Alternate Ending---
:Shinigami holds the canister of glowing liquid in hand, and using the magic of limited writing skills, finds a lighter and a dry oil-soaked rag in his other. Shin, using the magic previously mentioned, manages to use the rag as a makeshift fuse, and light the end of the canister:
Fire in the hole!
:that or something equally cliché is yelled by Shinigami as he throws the Molotov-canister through the air, which explodes in a burst of green flames:
OOC: Sure, it probably sucked, but it has to be the first initiation with an alternate ending…If you’re thinking “OMFG! Two initiations by the incredibly untalented Shinigami in one week” don’t worry it won’t happen again…I feel a little better, and my respect for Eronarn is…STILL AT ZERO. Yeah…I’m sorry my initiations seem to take up so much space…BTW, I was waiting for TSC when I was looking at my watch.. Can’t wait, to see Chris’s reaction to the troll side of Eronarn.
(hope ya didn’t mind me using the soul-stealer device, or any changes I mad to your original concept TSC…Please don’t kill me^^) /OOC
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Total slaughter...Total slaughter...I won't leave a single man alive...La de da de die...Genocide...La de da de dud...An ocean of blood...Let's begin the killing time...
~Vash the Stampede
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