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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 9:37 pm 
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heh anyone notice a patteren?

I mean first we got Eronarn the Post whore... yup not a single thread doesn't have one of his posts now

Then next we Get Gir, the Topic whore... every sinlge three seconds we've got a new topic about soemthing

AND now this: Pandora the Thread de-railer. A thread that was supposed to be about a newbie being initiated was flipped into a silly spammy thread about Pink Bows and candy

*Eyes go frantic and the pupils shrink*

CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE?!! THEY'RE OUT TO GET US! THEY WANT TO DESTROY OUR HAPPY HOME HERE AT KYHM... WHY I BET YOU NEXT WE'LL HAVE THE GRAVE DIGGER WHORE, FOLLOWED BY THE ANNOYING WHORE WHO KEEPS ASKING FOR BUSH AND JORDON PORN AND THUS THEIR SMALL BAND OF DESTRUCTION WILL BE COMPLETE!! OH GOD THE POWER RANGERS FLASHBACKS MELT MY EYES!!! KEEP THEM AWAY DANM YOU KEEP THEM AWAY!!!!

ah what the heck Pandora... I'll adopt ya if you're cute enough

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I can be a gravedigger whore, watch this.


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On 2003-01-15 20:39, Eronarn wrote:
I can be a gravedigger whore, watch this.


No no no silly *goes into lecture mode* You're supposed to only have one task as each of you has his own specialty... i mean what would the point of having team mates be if you could do all the work by yourself? if you did then they'd just be disgruntled rangers who felt they weren't doing anything and they'd stab ya in the back and sell your liver to Rita cause she's probably kinky in that way

SO YOU eronarn are the red ranger whore.. Cause you're the first and that's about it

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What not good enough for ya? ok you've got Red in your avatar. no sit down and be quiet


Gir is the black Ranger whore... cause well the black ranger is the guy who's trying to be cool but he isn't. thus he'll constantly get into arguments with the red whore over supremecy

and then there's the Pink Ranger Whore Pandora; with her super fuzzy kyoootsy rays she renders you helpless because all that sugar clots your brain and then you die. that and she seems to like pink


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(mumbles about the evils of insomnia)
A DNI? I can't believe this!...And another thing...ZZ Zz zZZ ZZZ ZzzzzZZ... :grin:

(looks over EC's recent post)
Heh heh...If Creed's actually behind this, we could probably turn this into a really...<i>unique</i> anime^^

(reads Eronarn's thread-resurrecting post) Dammit! I'd almost forgot how much of a fucking troll you can be...Well that dream's shattered...My respect for Eronarn has just returned to ZERO!

(Before I go, I would like to say that I don't view any of the n00bs mentioned as trolls, just n00bs that screw up...As all n00bs do...The previous statement excludes Eronarn. He's a post whore, stupid n00b, and a troll)
....ZERO!
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I am no ranger! I am a KEFKA-WANNABE! Vwee hee hee!


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What the heck is going on here?! She bought you off with candy? CANDY!? It took me MONTHS of sitting in the corner in my bucket to congeal! It's not fair..
*sobs*
And what about the wall? Look , its gots slobber and popcorn all over it now!

Oh well, can I have some popcorn too?


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E.C.,

Is being a Pink Power Ranger Thread De-railer whore a bad thing? *blinkblink*

I still love you!

Popcorn and Candy for everyone!

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On 2003-01-15 21:47, LunaticPandora wrote:
E.C.,

Is being a Pink Power Ranger Thread De-railer whore a bad thing? *blinkblink*

I still love you!

Popcorn and Candy for everyone!



Eh, it just means threads get derailed a little faster than normal. Heck, half the threads around here (at least) get derailed at some point....

Though, honestly, I think you're overdoing the whole hyped on sugar thing just a bit.

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:Shinigami looks at watch:

...Hell, he'll get his chance...

:Shin walks over to the troll known as Eronarn, who's laughing hysterically over the fact that he found a way to be a post whore and troll at the same time...Eronarn stares at the god of death, but is shot in the leg before he can say something stupid. Eronarn falls to the ground in tears:

Okay...If anyone feels the need to beat on Eronarn do it now...

:The regulars are the first to surround the crying troll. Within seconds, Eronarn is crushed under the kicks and stomps of many different feet...To everyone's surprise, Shinigami just sits back and smiles at the carnage. Only after a good amount of time do the regulars grow tired of the violent acts directed towards Eronarn. A bloodied Eronarn sighs with relief...:

Alright...Bring on the n00bs

:The n00bs rush in like vultures, attacking the badly wounded troll with vigor...Every n00b disperses with haste as Shinigami draws his gun:

How do you feel Eronarn?
:A wicked grin crosses Shin's face:

Well...:The troll coughs, and even more blood is splashed onto the ground:...I've definitely been bet...

:The physically destroyed Eronarn is interrupted by gunfire, and before the troll can blink, a bullet burst through his crotch. Eronarn begins to go into shock. The thought of letting the troll die now crossed Shinigami's mind, but he decided against it. Shin scoops Eronarn off the ground, and throws the troll into a strange device that resembles a solid black phone booth. Across the back, reads the words “Sinister Enterprises”. Almost immediately after the troll is thrown into the box, a small canister is filled with a glowing liquid:

I’ll be right back…I promise.
:Shinigami disappears in a black mist. He returns some time later, carrying a strange looking pie that smells of troll:

I know it’s doubtful, but does anyone want a slice?
:No response:

----Alternate Ending---
:Shinigami holds the canister of glowing liquid in hand, and using the magic of limited writing skills, finds a lighter and a dry oil-soaked rag in his other. Shin, using the magic previously mentioned, manages to use the rag as a makeshift fuse, and light the end of the canister:

Fire in the hole!
:that or something equally cliché is yelled by Shinigami as he throws the Molotov-canister through the air, which explodes in a burst of green flames:

OOC: Sure, it probably sucked, but it has to be the first initiation with an alternate ending…If you’re thinking “OMFG! Two initiations by the incredibly untalented Shinigami in one week” don’t worry it won’t happen again…I feel a little better, and my respect for Eronarn is…STILL AT ZERO. Yeah…I’m sorry my initiations seem to take up so much space…BTW, I was waiting for TSC when I was looking at my watch.. Can’t wait, to see Chris’s reaction to the troll side of Eronarn. :grin:
(hope ya didn’t mind me using the soul-stealer device, or any changes I mad to your original concept TSC…Please don’t kill me^^) /OOC
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<font color="#FFFF00">{me}</font> Considers attempt to take out Shinigami while gloating.
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<font color="#FF0000">SURVIVAL OVERRIDE</font>
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*groans and hangs head in shame as the mystical language of BBcode still eludes him*
<font color="#FFFF00">{me}</font> Quickly reconsiders as Shinigami is of quicker reflexes and higher skill then self.

*Looks around for LunaticPandora*
*waves*

<font color="#00FF00">Hey! Heard there was some candy being given out. Was wondering what type it is.</font>

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O.o

I'm not a power ranger. ;D Just a Dragon, that's all!

If it means anything from a new person, Shinigami, that was neefty. :grin: And P51mus, I can't even stay awake for boring classes when I'm well-rested. ;8p I have the attention span of a goldfish!

*gives LunaticPandora some gummi worms* Hyperactiviy is fun!

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...and I'm normally in a state of at least partial sleep deprevation, at least before noon anyways (I'm only ever up before noon on days when I have a class early enough for that....), so I fall asleep during boring classes anyways.


Oh yes...
Bad n00b spiketail! No using florescent text!

Well, if you like different brightly colored lights like that so much I'll bring them to you....


*strikes a disco pose*

*the room goes dark, but lights up somewhat as a disco ball pops up over spiketail's and begins rotating, covering the room with moving spots of light*

Behold! The mighty power of Disco!

*The floor turns into a checkered pulsating disco floor. Strange beams shoot out of the disco ball, hitting spots on the floor, and a disco zombie rises from each spot....*
(Note: disco zombies are sorta like normal zombies, except they're a lot more concerned with disco than brains. They also have disco outfits on. they move faster than normal zombies, provided there's disco music on.)

*the zombies surround spiketail, giving him no way out. The n00b begins to sweat as he thinks they're after his brains...*

*the zombies begin (slowly) closing in on spiketail, one of them lunges and grabs onto a leg...*

Wait...we need music. MUSIC!
*on cue, the music begins to play, the infamous, Disco Inferno*

*the zombies back off of spiketail slightly, and begin discoing. The n00b lets out a sigh of relief, but begins to notice his skin and clothing becoming alarming hot...*

While dancing himself, P51mus commands the n00b: "This is a special version of the song spikey...enchanted one. Those not in the ranks of disco on the dance floor must dance or fry. You either dance the inferno, or become an inferno, your choice."

*evil laughter*

*The frightened n00b begins to dance out of sheer fear of his life. He tries to look for a way off the dance floor, but as he tries dancing his way through the zombie crowd he notices that every "path" leads to a dead end, no way out...*

*Soon the song is on its 10th repeat...and the n00b is starting to go mad....*

*Then he notices his clothes...they've turned into...disco clothes? What?*

*The n00b stops dancing to scream out a sharp cry of "NOOOOOOOOOOO!", but begins to dance again when the feeling of heat starts to rise...*

You're doing just fine n00b....just about 20 more repeats to go....

*and so time passes, until finally it's on the last repeat, in the final closing seconds of the song. The n00b starts to feel some relief....*

*...and in not paying attention trips over the feet of a disco zombie. A look of anguish crosses over spiketail's face as he realizes what will soon happen if he doesn't begin to dance again soon. He feels his body heating up like...like an inferno. He gets up as fast as he can trying to get back to dancing for those few precious last seconds but just before he starts dancing again...*

*FOOOM*

Heh heh...n00b pyrotechnics....he almost made it too...ah well...he does get to regenerate due to the laws of the board, but I doubt he'll remember it pleasantly...

(Spiketail, you may now consider yourself initiated)

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O.o

I'm not a power ranger. ;D Just a Dragon, that's all!

If it means anything from a new person, Shinigami, that was neefty. :grin: And P51mus, I can't even stay awake for boring classes when I'm well-rested. ;8p I have the attention span of a goldfish!

*gives LunaticPandora some gummi worms* Hyperactiviy is fun!

Thanks...If you thought that my initiation was even slightly cool, go check out some of the initiations by the regulars that actually have creative talent...The Sinister Chris, Madadric, BiShouNenKaMi, Kitsune, the list goes on and on...Prepare for an onslaught to your senses, 'cause these guy's initiations are damn wicked!

Your compliment is appreciated... :grin:
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wow, two initiations on two seperate people, in one thread!

how great is that!


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The Sinister Chris, Madadric, BiShouNenKaMi, Kitsune, the list goes on and on...


*points to her DNI* BiShouNenKaMi's I've seen, somewhat. *grinz* And was very very impressed. I think I might poke around and read more, cuz they're really fun! In that random violence kinda way... :lol:

[EDIT] Heeyyy, I'm a Tourist now, neeeefty. :grin:

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Since she offered it and no one seemed to take it i'll claim Pandoras soul.

But before i do that one question...

Which is better, Gold stars or Cookies?

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Wooooo! Closing in on 10 initiations. I think there needs to be an award for that.


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I'd make a nice pet, if anyone wants to adopt me. And I look cute with little bows in my hair.


what can i say, i'm a sukkah for a cute avatar. i'll adopt ya! :smile:


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