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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:50 pm 
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Okay, here goes. For more info on this game, check out the "RP Game Idea" thread. This RP will be somewhat lighthearted, humorous, and tongue-in-cheek - like the very early days of Road Trip and PRPT.

The game is set in the town of Expatville, a c. 1800's English village. Known as the buttsex capital of the world, Expatville is largely avoided by outsiders due to their extremely bizarre habits and customs. A strange cult has sprung up in the town recently, and has been gaining folllowers rapidly. Known as Michaelism, it centers around the worship of a powerful giraffe-god that requires weekly sacrifices of buttsex. Several other cults exist in Expatville alongside this newcomer, such as the Cult of Godless Commie Traitors and the Cult of Unfounded Speculation.

Uhm, that's all the background information I can think of for now. If you want to play, please put your character profile up here. Note that if you do not put your profile up here, you will not be among those chosen to be murderer or witness, and as such, you cannot play the game, nor can you join up after the game has started.

Like I said, this is supposed to be light-hearted and funny, so keep that in mind when you write up your profile. Here's the information you should include:

Name:
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Location: You can't take the sky from me. Since I found Serenity.
Name: John Babbage
Age: 24
Occupation: Village Recluse/Farmer
Appearance: Shaggy, Unkempt, 6'2", 160 lbs. He is of a thin frame and has a scar down his left jawline running from his ear to his lower lip where he fell into a scythe when he was 17. Brown Hair, sun-bleached blonde at places. One eye blue-green the other straight green. A pointy beak of a nose. Low cheekbones. Medium-Wide Shoulders, which only serve to accent his slight frame. Light Farmer's Tan. Large feet. Closely cropped hair.
Personally: He keeps to himself. Very lonely. He has a bad mouth and a quick temper. He is very self-concious about his scar. He has a thing for cats, but hates dogs with a passion.

EDIT: Actual name and hair info.

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Location: somewhere in Canada
Name: Wolf
Age: 21
Occupation: Trader

Appearance: 5'9", 145 lbs. Short brown hair, trimmed beard and hazel eyes. Also wears a pair of spectacles. Somewhat lean and small but far from weak. Has a slightly pale colour to his skin. Has traces of several slices and cuts on his arms, gained from 'disputes' with his customers over costs.

Personality: Is very socialable, and tends to drink more than he should. He is very open-minded and is usually able to keep his anger in check. He tries to help people get along and prefers when things are peaceful.


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Name: Lila Sandybanks

Occupation: Town Terror and Pyromaniac.

Appearance: Short 17-year-old girl, fairly plain with big brown eyes and untidy cropped brown hair, skin tanned and calloused from a tomboys active and destructive existance. Her clothes were good when they were new, but they never last long before they end up patched and frayed.

Personality: Constantly hyper, annoyingly cheerful, very very friendly, incredibly childish and silly. Far too fond of blowing things up.

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Location: Within range of cakewalk's wifi.
Name: Sir Neville Willingsfordshiretonham.
Age: 39.
Occupation: Gentleman.
Appearance: Tall, of medium build, balding, and impeccably dressed. His face is pockmarked with old acne scars. He wears a bowler and has a large, well-kept mustache, as any proper Gentleman should. He often uses both a monocle and a cane, though he requires neither.
Personality: Very prim and stodgy. While he is an avid buttsex enthusiast, as any proper Gentleman should be, he is rather new to the hobby and embarrased at his own lack of buttfuxin' skillz. He is incredibly rich and pampered, and owns most of the land in Expatville. He is believed to be the main source of funding for the Church of Michaelism.


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Name: Kirloth Creant, AKA Miss Creant. But most call her Kirloth.

Occupation: Wanderer. Currently employed at the tavern as a barmaid/bouncer.

Appearance: Waist-length black hair, usually pulled back in a loose braid, with a strange reddish tint in the sunlight. Her features are decidedly Amerasian, with jet-black eyes and long, tanned limbs. Her fingers seem almost unnaturally long and slim.

Personality: The silent, mysterious type. Hardly anyone has heard her talk, and her bangs hide her eyes most of the time. When she's off-duty, she tends to roam the rooftops of the town with her peregrine falcon, Skywing.

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Name: Edward Alexandros

Occupation: Journalist/Artist. Journalist by trade, Artist by passion.

Appearance: Around 5'4", pale skin, messy blonde hair, azure eyes hidden behind large round glasses. He wears baggy jeans and an oversized t-shirt which hides his weedy physique.

Personality: The silent, shy type. Edward isn't very good interacting socially, even worse so with women. He stutters and has difficulty stringing his words together, and will often retreat into his art. This shyness has a definite effect on his ability as a journalist.

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Location: Boston, Massachusetts
Name: Dr. Malcolm Conant
Occupation: Astronomer
Appearance: A tall and lanky man in his early 30s, Malcolm has pale skin, and unkempt jet black hair. Although his clothes are fine, they are rumpled and disheveled
Personality: Malcolm is very quiet, scholarly, and well-read. He is very unhappy with the Cult of Unfouded Speculation. Although he is deeply curious about the world and the way it works, he takes joy in performing experiments and gathering actual evidence to back up his claims.

Dr. Conant's main area of research is the nature of the stars. He's trying to find a way to gauge the distance between the Earth and various heavenly bodies. He rarely gets enough sleep, as his nights are spend peering through a telescope.


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Location: Hell a.k.a. Georgia
Name: Sean McGarret
Occupation: Blacksmith
Appearance: 5'9", appx 210 pounds. Sean is a large man, though not overly tall. His features are reddish and dark, both from the forge and from working in the sun. A short crop of unkempt black hair, and a moustache and beard, though neither overly long adorn his face. Bushy black eyebrows and a rough worn face of a middle aged man, who seen many hard years, and hard work.
Personality: A bit gruff, his words are carefully chosen and short. A man who believes action to be much stronger than any words, he's less likely to propse solutions, than to simply do something. not a stupid man, though not greatly educated. A generally nice man, but with little patience, he sometimes displays an uncharacteristic and violent temper when provoked.

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Location: A very special Hell
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Anyways I am back from the wastelands of west Texas...and back to my own computer....Ohh how I missed thee....and will have something soon.

Name: Kaul Wardon

Occupation: Guard Captain

Appearance: At five feet ten inches he is taller than average for his time, His star burst Irised aqua eyes stare out from under a mane of rather unkempt red hair. He wears and Old model Plate armor breastplate and greaves, over which he wears old leather duster. Also, like most of the town guard he Is a Member of the Cult of Godless Commie Traitors.

Personality: Forcefull sums up his personality, he does what he likes, to who he likes and with what he likes. He drinks and smokes. (A habit he picked up in the far east) and is rather dark in manor. He dislikes members of the other cults and tells them as much.

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Location: Bris-Vegas Australia
Name: Father Andrew "Actor" Actornicus

Occupation: Bible Thumping god fearing bile spewing soldier in our lords army of righteousness and peoplealikeusiness.

Appearance: Black Cosack with a crucifix around his neck, bible in one hand and a whiskey bottle in the other. Short Black hair, black beard and a military tattoo on his left shoulder(hidden by the Cossack) is wearing boxer shorts that say "JESUS IS AWESOME!" and has a porno stashed inside the book of Leviticus..."it certainly makes me rise."

Personality: Having fought in the war against Eastasia who are our enemies Father Actor joined the priesthood to atone, having been kicked out of that he became a freelance Preacher. Arriving in town to convert the godless about two months earlier he's had little progress, mostly due to his rather intimate aquantience with Kirloth's bar-room floor. He's also pissed off that the other cults are more popular than his.

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This is 1800's England...


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What can I say, he's ahead of his time.
What parts piss you off the most, I'll adjust them then.

Actor.

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Sako wrote:
This is 1800's England...


Indeed. Some of you might want to change your posts. Although this is humorous and totally tongue in cheek, and thus we can tolerate quite a bit of anachronism, I want this to at least seem to be a parody of around that time period. You could use certain stereotypical roles/characters and give them twists, such as, say, a senile sailor who remembers the good old days of Expatville when buttsex was abundant, or a stereotypical cockney prostitute wench who also happens to be a godless commie traitor. This is just a suggestion, though; you don't have to change your profiles if you don't want to.


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Maybe if this one is a success, we can try one with modern charcters. Then we'll really see the chaos that our minds can conjure.


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Location: On Madadric's monitor... Or am I?
Name: Michael the Evil Giraffe
Age: Unknown
Occupation: Local Deity of Buttsex

Appearance: Most of the time he appears as a small plushie giraffe, although he is known to swell to immense proportions when the need be. (see picture to left for more detail)

Personality: Evil, pure evil. With buttsex mixed in. Michael is the deity for the current trendy cult of Michaelism, and thus reigns supreme over a mob of peasents and nobles alike.

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ARRRRGHFUCK!

*Mad lunges at the giraffe, and at the last minute, falls to the ground, whimpering "iv'e been good, iv'e been good....noo...noo..."*


((i hate you so much Ez.))

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Name: Sir James Sodom
Occupation: Noble and millionaire
Appearance: Always dressed impeccably, blond hair in a ponytail. Conceited look on his face.
Personality: Upper class twit. Considers Expatville (and well, in a way, the world) to be there mostly for his amusement. Joined the cult of commie traitors, is too stupid to comprehend what it really stands for. Just thinks it's a ' jolly good laugh'

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Location: nowhere near the damned sacred rainbow ... U.S.
Name: Alex (Alexandra) Tiriuan

Occupation: Poet

Apperance: Nineteen years of 18th century-like upbringing. Long red hair, pulled back to give way for those emerald eyes. Neatly pressed clothing, a clean look .. unless she finds that some mud pit brings her creativity.

Personality: Depends. If she's trying to write, Alex blocks out everything and everyone until she is able to put it down on paper. Determined, commanding, wistful at times ... but nicely so.


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Name: Johnathon Eastings

Age: 20

Occupation: Drifter and deserter.

Appearance: A wry smiling face with sparkling green eyes crowned with scrubby blonde hair harks back to his mothers Irish roots, 'Johny Easter' stands 5'9 on a thin but well-built frame. Usually well covered up with heavy boots, thick trousars, a jumper and a cloak, as his indentured time in the Royal Infantry taught him the importance of being warm.

Personality and background: Johny was a sparky charmer from an early age, growing up in Cheapside, London gave him an eye for adventure and opertunity. Johny was always moving from work to work, his nature always propelling him to seek out something new. Somewhere along the line he picked up the ability to read, a rare talent for someone of lower class. Sneaking into a pub at 16, he fell victim to an army recruiter, 'taking the kings shilling' and spent the next three and a half years in the service of His Majesty the King. When the excitement of playing soldier left him, Johny disappeared from barracks with what pay he had saved up and took to wandering the countryside, stopping at townships and doing odd jobs.


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