ZOMBIE FORUMS

The day just wouldn't be complete with one last sham election for everyone to partake in, and that election is right here, right now. The candidates have been preselected from a bunch of monkeys. Their policies are unknown. Each candidate must convince you, the voters that they are the best person to win the kyhm forums election and lead us into the glorious future. The way they achieve this is up to them.

Voters, feel free to ask the candidates any inconvenient/pertinent questions you may have or even pick a candidate and campaign on their behalf.

Voting closes in three days from the date/time of this post.

i vote for actor.

I vote for Labrat simply because His penis will get the VP position and then assasinate Labby and take over.

Im used to a dick ruling my country and I dont like change

Blue Sun Missile
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I vote for shoons and her Bishi Army of Love and Destruction

silly vass, you should have let us nominate candidates first

Being a soulless, self-centered abomination before man, god, and nature... I of course must vote for myself. My rule would be a spirit crushing gehenna in all the right ways and, above all else, it would be interesting. If someone is going to be abusing their godlike power in ways mortal men are not even supposed to conceive of, it may as well be halfway entertaining. When I am inevitably deposed, be assured that it will be because I was stuffing your mother full of live chickens on national television and not embezzlement. Bribery, however, is always welcome.

And, yes, Henry Winkler will indeed be covered with bees.

Now, of the remaining two candidates, BandMan2K has both seniority and a lead-lined brain, but I think his soul is beginning to be eaten away by the onslaughts of time. He just doesn't seem to have the energy for the job right now. Kestenvarn is also older than Jesus, though slightly younger than dirt, and appears to have a brain composed of a leaky toxic waste container and a crate of tangelos.

In conclusion, vote for me or I will let my penis decide the appropriate punishment.

I vote for---what?
What are we doing?
why am I not on the ballot?

I chose wisely indeed
Blue Sun Missile
Encouraging the youth to vote...cmon toss....VOTE DAMMIT

Wait, what the fuck? We're not on the ballot? THIS IS A VILE ACT BY THE ONIONISTS IN AN ATTEMPT TO REMOVE MY POLITICAL PARTY FROM THE NATION! I DECLARE THIS TO BE AN OUTRAGE!

The Actor-Rusty ticket can stand no more of this!

BandMan2K I say!
Labrat I don't now
Kestenvarn I think is from norway and thus cant be voted for
Onion I don't know


So bandman by walkover :-D

Looks like I voted the right way.

No, pretty sure I am in the same state as Bandman.

[size=0]PS. OMG two candidates are from michigan, this spells doom for Kyhmforums!!1[/size]

You are. The same state as me, Lify, and others!

A state of insanity? A state of intoxication? A state of degeneracy?
The barbaric hoards of Nebraska shall conquer all, carrying back as many young maidens and sacks of loot as our horses may bear.

I voted for Nader, I hate everyone!

IRC dramerati 4 onion :v

"Boo boo! The electoral system is broken! I want a new democracy!" Is that all you people can complain about these days? Sheesh! Vote for someone "competent" then and get them to "reform" the electoral system.

SO JUST REMEMBER
THIS NOVEMBER
THAT YOUR VOTE WILL COUNT
A VERY VERY
VERY VERY
VERY SMALL AMOUNT

I'm making a write-in vote for onion's evil twin.


Who, by definition, would be a being of purest light and happiness.

<---UNINFORMED VOTER

Hell. If it was an option, and if he was on slightly more, I would probably step aside and support Wandering Idiot for dark lord. The bastard would probably type up an inaugeral address so long that the forums would collapse into a point singularity from the sheer wordyness. A worthy goal all on its own.