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 Post subject: Christmas card thread - 2006.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:04 pm 
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We're at it again and by we I mean me and by me I mean all of you.

So drop your address, name, measurements and blood type down in this thread and lets see some cards being spread around the world.

I'll start, because I'm awesome.

Andrew Holles.
16 Diamantina St.
Chapel Hill.
Brisbane. QLD.
Australia. 4069.

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Chris and Vicky Walter
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Spokane, WA 99207

I think we'll actually be able to send cards this year! >.<;

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so left out :smith:


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If you'll write down a pronoucable version of the hannukka candle-lighting prayer and a totally absurd sentence about insurance for me, I will send you one holiday card for every night of hannukka, miss shoons.

[spoiler]Edited to make you cry[/spoiler]

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I don't send cards. I guess if you honestly have a desire to send me stuff, not that any of you would, PM me. I would probably reply to cards, I guess.

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[spoiler]Jesse Holland
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Kestenvarn wrote:
[spoiler]Jesse Holland
8230 Potter Rd.
Flushing, MI. 48433[/spoiler]


Goddamnit I shouldn't have clicked that




Now the game is ruined for me

Edit: I suppose if you want to mail me shit, you can feel free

[spoiler]Kevin Reynolds
13330 Skyline Boulevard
Woodside California
94062[/spoiler]

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[spoiler]Alain Watson
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HD6 3PD[/spoiler]

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I'll post me address once I actually have one again. I'll try to mail out cards this year. Here's hoping I get my house soon.

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Jennifer Smith
32 E Constitution Street
Dundee
Scotland
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Oh, you've done it now. Now I know exactly where to place the C-4. If only it weren't for the hundreds and hundreds of miles of pesky ocean, there would be a reckoning, mark my words.


[spoiler]Also, I don't want anything, but just for fairness's sake:

[Address removed for archiving. Also, it wasn't current anyway.]
USA
North America
outer crust
Earth
Sol system
Milky Way galaxy
Local Group
Virgo galactic supercluster
Quantum universe 0x787-21F63B4C23-E6987A234D-8A
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onion wrote:
Jennifer Smith
32 E Constitution Street
Dundee
Scotland
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Oh, you've done it now. Now I know exactly where to place the C-4. If only it weren't for the hundreds and hundreds of miles of pesky ocean, there would be a reckoning, mark my words.


You were a little off. So let me help you out there.

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 Post subject: Or whatever crazy European equivalent you people use in Scotterland.
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You were a little off. So let me help you out there.

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You clearly misjudge the quantities of C-4 I'm planning on using. All I really needed was a zip code.

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...but you'd take out the chinese take away.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? THE FOOD IS SO TASTY AND AFFORDABLE.

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I love the fact that a ball of C-4 the size of your fist could level a moderately large building. The same amount of C-4 rolled flat wouldn't do much more than knock a door down... against the far wall.

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You know, I might have the money to send cards this year, so I'm in.

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Camilo Silva
620 West 39th place,
Hialeah, Florida
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I suggest we molest Ryven's avatar.

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I suggest we molest Ryven's avatar.


It'll eat you.

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